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Was in a bookshop and asked a worker if he could recommend books to me. He said, ‘Sure, they’re great.’

Posted on5 days ago5 days ago

He thinks I’m so smart because I read books. Baby, they is FAWKING in these books.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

There will be people in your life that say you have too many books. Those are not your people.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

The sexual tension between me and buying more books.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

Posted onFeb 11, 2025Feb 11, 2025

“It could be drugs,” I tell myself as I buy more books.

Posted onFeb 4, 2025Feb 4, 2025

It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

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