20 Funny books quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

  Commentary:
  When you realize your bookshelf has more TBR than books you've actually read 📚🤔 #BookCollectorInDisguise

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  7 days ago

  Share →: I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you have a black thumb for plants and a mystery novel's worth of skills at the buffet line! 🌱❌📚🥘

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the secret to being a writer: just wing it and let auto-correct do the thinking! 📚🧠✍️😂"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

  Commentary:
  "I'd be a serious 'page earner' with that gig! 📚💸😂"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

  Commentary:
  "Adding to my 'Books I Plan to Read When I Live to 300' collection! 📚😅🤣 #BookwormProblems"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

  Commentary:
  "Life's simple recipe for success: ☕️ Drink coffee to stay awake, 🧠 avoid idiots to stay sane, 📚 read books for wisdom, and then just hit that repeat button! 🔄 Now, who's up for some caffeine-fueled enlightenment and idiot-free adventures?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a 9-to-5 job when you can reign over your domain of unread books in your literary fortress? 🏰📚 Just call me the King/Queen of Procrastination! 👑😂 #BroodingGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “It could be drugs,” I tell myself as I buy more books.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs drugs when you have a good book high? 📚💊 Just remember, reading may cause a permanent addiction to imagination and knowledge! 😄 #BookwormLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

  Commentary:
  "Move over Shakespeare, we've got a literary genius in the form of a Penguin 🐧📚 Who knew they were hiding such talent beneath those tuxedos?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

  Commentary:
  "Me: *sweats nervously* 📚😅 Well, you see, I like to give them time to marinate in their unread glory before diving in. It's all about building up that suspense, right? 😉 #BookwormProblems"

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