14 Funny books quotes

I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

Funny Quotes Feb 11, 2025

"It could be drugs," I tell myself as I buy more books.

“It could be drugs,” I tell myself as I buy more books.

Funny Quotes Feb 4, 2025

It's amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Babe, are you okay? You've barely touched your unread books.

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

'I love reading!' says the woman who loves owning books.

‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they've got nothing else to do.

“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025