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15 Funny books quotes

Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

1 month ago

I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

2 months ago

“It could be drugs,” I tell myself as I buy more books.

2 months ago

It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

2 months ago

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

2 months ago

Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

2 months ago

“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

3 months ago

If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

3 months ago

‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

3 months ago

Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

3 months ago

“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.

3 months ago

After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

3 months ago

I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.

3 months ago

I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.

3 months ago

I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

3 months ago