34 Funny books quotes

• Self-help books are brain rot. Return to fiction.

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  2 weeks ago

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• After hearing that I have too many books and too many bookshelves, I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to.

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  3 weeks ago

  advice, after, amount, back, book, books, bookshelf, cut, decision, hearing, humor, i, listen, listening, people, reading, too

• Books are so cool because there are no bloody ads in them.

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  1 month ago

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• I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

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  2 months ago

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• I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.

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  2 months ago

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• Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

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  2 months ago

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• None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’

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  2 months ago

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• The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

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  2 months ago

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• Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).

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  2 months ago

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• Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

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  2 months ago

  animal, believe, book, books, hand, hands, humor, penguin, publish, tiny, tiny hand, writing

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