25 Funny boy quotes

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  7 days ago

  Share →: Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

  Commentary:
  Being a rebel, one trash day at a time! 🗑️😎🦸‍♂️

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: ChatGPT gets sunburned pixels from all that virtual sunshine! 🌞🎮🤖 #GameBoyGoals"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

  Commentary:
  "Are you the worst-case scenario, or just my latest obsession? Either way, you're living rent-free in my head! 🤔😂🧠"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

  Commentary:
  Oh no, not the dreaded "bedroom penalty" 😱😄 Guess I’ll need a timeout… or a snack in there! 🍪🚪

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs drama-filled relationship status updates when you've got John and his sneaky martini transactions on Venmo? 🍸💰😂 #JustVenmoThings"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the magical transformation of a soccer player – from grungy to gorgeous, in a matter of seconds! It's like a high-stakes version of 'Extreme Makeover: Pitch Edition'! 💁‍♂️✨⚽️"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

  Commentary:
  "Boys may be like a box of chocolates – sometimes sweet, sometimes nutty, but always a little messy! Just remember, it's all part of the charm… or so they say!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

  Commentary:
  Hmm, let me guess… "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice? 🕺🎶 Or is it "Play That Funky Music" by Wild Cherry? 🎸🍒 Either way, it seems like funky white boys have been grooving to the beat for quite some time! 😉🕺 #FunkyMusic #WhiteBoyGroove

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's feeling a bit 'punchy'! 😂🎉 Maybe it's time to switch from candy to compliments! 🍬😉"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

  Commentary:
  Oh, so apparently women are exempt from the "ugly" label? 🙅‍♀️ Must be nice living in a world where flaws magically disappear just because of your gender! 💁‍♀️ Looks like some people need a reality check to level up from their boyhood beliefs! 🤔✨ #BeautyIsSubjective

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