37 Funny boy quotes

• Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”

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  1 month ago

  administrative, administrative assistant, application, aspiration, assistant, boy, career, career aspiration, childhood, childhood dream, cover, cover letter, dream, ever, feels, humor, i, job, job application, letter, letters, little, wanted, writing

• The Bloodhound Gang were very special because its music for 12-year-old boys, but every reference requires you to be 40 years old.

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  2 months ago

  12-year-old, 12-year-old boy, 40, 40-year-old, age, age gap, bloodhound, Bloodhound Gang, boy, boys, every, gang, gap, humor, music, nostalgia, old, reference, special

• “Boy, you made these perimenopausal ovaries come back to life,” – me flirting.

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  2 months ago

  back, boy, dating, flirting, humor, joke, life, me, ovary, perimenopause, woman

• Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

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  2 months ago

  boy, breakup, contact, contacts, delete, every, game, gone, hangman, humor, letter, name, names, relationship, revenge, time, upset

• Boys say that girls are dramatic, but have you ever plucked a man’s eyebrow? They act like they’ve been shot.

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  2 months ago

  act, boy, boys, difference, dramatic, ever, eyebrow, gender, gender difference, girl, girls, humor, man, pain, pluck, say, shot

• Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

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  2 months ago

  bad, bad boy, boy, day, garbage, garbage day, humor, looking, management, mischief, missed, play, rebellious, rules, today, waste, waste management

• Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

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  2 months ago

  being, boy, ChatGPT, code, deep, dreams, game, Game Boy, inputs, just, maybe, resting, shore, tide, updates

• Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

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  2 months ago

  boy, crush, dating, flirt, humor, humor quote, i, joke, playful, romantic, scenario, think

• You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

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  2 months ago

  authority, bad, boy, discipline, humor, humor quote, humor tease, joking, naughty, playful, punishment, room, tease, teasing

• Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

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  2 months ago

  boy, charge, favorite, humor, i, John, love, Martini, media, relationship, social, social media, Venmo, wife

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