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Funny boy quotes

May 6
Share →: I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.
Sep 22
Share →: You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.
Sep 22
Share →: Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.
Sep 22
Share →: Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.
Sep 22
Share →: Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys.
Sep 22
Share →: Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.
Sep 22
Share →: Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.
Sep 22
Share →: Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.
Sep 22
Share →: Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.
Sep 22
Share →: So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.