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If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.

1 month ago

We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

2 months ago

I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

3 months ago

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to cancel plans.

3 months ago

Cancel culture has been canceled.

3 months ago

How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

3 months ago

After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

3 months ago

My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

3 months ago

I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

3 months ago

Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.

3 months ago

I am not someone you have to entertain if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

3 months ago

I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

3 months ago

I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled.

3 months ago