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Might quit my job to focus on summer.

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According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

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Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

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Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday.

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There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

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Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

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I’m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea.

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We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

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Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

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I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

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I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.

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I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

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I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

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After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

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I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

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Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

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I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

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I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

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I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

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Share →: I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

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Ah, the nostalgia for simpler times…when "adjusting the antenna" was a high-stakes mission requiring Jedi-like precision and a firm hand! 📺💥 Who needs streaming services when you've got the power of percussive maintenance, am I right? 😉 #ThrowbackThursdays #TheOriginalRemoteControl
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Share →: It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.

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"Life is full of unexpected plot twists, just like thinking you're in for a chill 'lean-back' moment, only to be rudely introduced to the world of 'balancing act on a stool' 😂🪑 #UnexpectedChairDrama"

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Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

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When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

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I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

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Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

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Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

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Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

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Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

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Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

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The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

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Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

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I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

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The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

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Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

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This book ain’t got no pictures.

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Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

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Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

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Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

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Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

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I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

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I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

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