121 Funny change quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

  Commentary:
  "Why do apps updating their format feel like my phone's playing hide and seek with my sanity? 🤯📱🔄"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

  Commentary:
  "When I found out a crush is just a lack of information, I realized my whole life was basically a WiFi dead zone. 📶❌😅"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?

  Commentary:
  Just one—if it’s bright enough to cause an existential crisis 💡🤯🌀

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

  Commentary:
  Oh, so the climate has to go through the stages of denial first, huh? 🌍🤦‍♂️ Well, we better start prepping for some climate therapy sessions then! 💨🌿 Let's hope Mother Nature is a good listener! 😜

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the undeniable truth about politicians and diapers – they both need changing frequently because they're full of *bleep*! 💩😂 Let's hope one of them doesn't end up in the laundry by mistake! 👖✨"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

  Commentary:
  "From battling foes to sipping green tea lattes, oh how the times have changed! 🍵💪 Are we witnessing a peaceful revolution or just a matcha addiction in the making? 😄"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good old days when red-eyed demons were a common photographic occurrence! 👀👹 Now it seems they've upgraded to a more subtle, human-friendly glow. 📸✨ Keep your eyes peeled for any unexpected flashes of demonic red in your next group photo!

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

  Commentary:
  "Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. 🤦‍♂️ Turns out, the world is filled with a whole lot more! 🤣 Welcome to the global village of fools! 🌎🤪"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

  Commentary:
  🌸🌱 "Spring came, saw the mess, and decided to take a rain check! Typical seasonal shenanigans." 🌧️🌷

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “You’ve changed!” Yeah, I don’t like you.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'You've changed!' remark. 🙄 Well, better to change and not like you than to stay the same and still not like you, right? 😂💁‍♂️"

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