Funny circle quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

  Commentary:
  "Well, well, well, would you look at that! 🤷‍♂️ Seems like 'circling back' turned into a full-blown marathon! 🔄🎉 Time really does have a knack for flying faster than our promised follow-ups! ⏰😅 #DelayedResolutions"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a run?

  Commentary:
  Don't fret, you must just be too speedy for them to catch up! 🏃‍♂️🦅 Just remember to practice your heel-toe dance moves in case they try to swoop in for a high-five! 😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.

  Commentary:
  When life feels like a chaotic race and the vultures of stress and worries start circling above, just remember to channel your inner champion ➡️🦅 Give ‘em a gasp and a sassy flip-off like a true track star, and sprint towards that finish line with style! 🏃‍♂️🖕 #TrackAndFieldDrama

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the geometric gossip of trust issues! 🤔 If you're not in the inner sanctum, you might find yourself wandering in the wilderness of suspicion shapes. 🔺🔲 Better start practicing your angles if you want to be part of the circle! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic case of "If you can't find a Matt, you're the Matt" situation! 🤔 It's like the universe's way of saying, "Hey, buddy, where's your Matt at?" 😅 Just remember, if you find yourself surrounded by non-Matts, well, you might just have to embrace your inner Mattness! 🧑🏻‍💼 #MattMystery

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like I'm not just a wonderful human being, I'm also perfectly round! 🟠 Embracing my circularity in all its glory. Thanks, Mom, for reminding me that beauty comes in all shapes…and apparently, I'm shape-shifting into a circle! ⭕ #RoundAndProud #EmbracingMyCurves"

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