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11 Funny circle quotes

Funny circle quotes bring a hilarious twist to the world of geometry and life’s endless loops 🔄😂 Whether you love math or just enjoy clever wordplay, these witty lines will have you spinning with laughter 🤣✨ Get ready to roll into a ring of chuckles and see why circles aren’t just round—they’re downright funny! 🎉🌀

Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

A spiral is just a circle that’s afraid of closure.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

My social circle is so small that when the phone rings, I know it’s scammers.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a run?

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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