81 Funny compliment quotes

• I love when my friends have quiet boyfriends. Like, girl, your dog is so good, sis.

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  3 days ago

  boyfriend, compliment, dog, friend, friends, girl, good, humor, i, love, pet, quiet, relationship

• (to my executioner) I wish we had met before this. You seem cool.

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  5 days ago

  before, compliment, cool, dark, dark humor, executioner, humor, i, irony, last, last words, met, unexpected, unexpected compliment, wish, words

• Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as – ‘Congrats, you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic’.

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  3 weeks ago

  30s, compliment, congrats, dating, decision making, humor, panic, person, pick, relationship, should, unmarried, wrong

• Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.

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  1 month ago

  affection, again, being, called, compliment, cute, cutest, endearment, love, me, name, only, pet, pet name, relationship, romantic, say, thing, yes

• I get so flattered when butterflies or bees buzz around me. Like, sorry ladies, I’m not a flower, but it’s so sweet that you thought I was. Hehe.

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  2 months ago

  around, bee, bees, butterfly, buzz, compliment, flattery, flower, humor, i, me, nature, playful, sorry, sweet, thought

• The bank just called and gave me the biggest compliment, said my balance is outstanding. I really needed that today.

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  2 months ago

  balance, bank, call, called, compliment, finance, humor, i, just, me, money, motivation, outstanding, said, today

• I love when I see a really beautiful car, and I look inside, and it’s a beautiful woman. That’s fire.

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  2 months ago

  admiration, attraction, beautiful, beautiful woman, car, compliment, fire, flattery, humor, i, inside, love, woman

• We are talking about how beautiful and cool you are behind your back.

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  2 months ago

  back, backtalk, beautiful, beauty, behind, compliment, cool, coolness, gossip, humor, irony, talking

• If you talk about astrology, and no one stops you, it means you must be incredibly pretty.

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  2 months ago

  appearance, astrology, beauty, compliment, humor, interaction, means, pretty, social, social interaction, talk, talking

• Having a mom who cooks good food is such a big flex.

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  2 months ago

  big, compliment, cooking, family, flex, food, good, having, humor, mom

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