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I’m the ick in fantastic.

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Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

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I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

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Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

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Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

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The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

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Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

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Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

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Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

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If I’m reading my Twitter feed correctly, Jennifer Aniston killed JFK.

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Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.

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Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

Just landed via Discord:

I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

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I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

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Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

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Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

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I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go there. Crap!

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Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

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What’s really missing is a day between Saturday and Sunday.

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Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

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I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

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I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

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Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

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Time Magazine should have a Worst Person of the Year!

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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man.

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Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

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Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

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Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

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I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

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When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

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I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

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I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone.

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In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

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I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

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I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

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The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

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Eating watermelon and minding my own business.

Just landed via Instagram:

Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

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Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.

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Does anyone know where I can find true love?

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