He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach. Posted on2 hours ago
Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them? Posted on2 days ago
Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me. Posted on3 days ago
Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies. Posted on3 days ago
“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano. Posted on4 days ago
When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant. Posted on6 days ago
A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths. Posted on6 days ago
Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget. Posted on6 days ago
Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous. Posted on1 week ago7 days ago