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6 months ago
Share →: Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the classic setup for a successful long-distance relationship: you, your partner, trust, and oh yes, the mysterious fourth person… 🕵️‍♂️👫🤔 Let's hope they're trustworthy too!"
6 months ago
Share →: I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

Commentary:
Ah, the nostalgic symphony of screeching modems echoing through the night! 🎶📠 Perhaps those shrieks were just the internet's way of trying to get our attention all along – a digital cry for help in disguise! 😂🌐 Let's take a moment to appreciate the good old days when connecting online was a true adventure filled with unexpected sounds and suspenseful waiting game. Let's just hope our devices don't start screaming for attention in the near future…
6 months ago
Share →: I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

Commentary:
"Being called a 'customer' after that one wild online shopping spree is like getting a 'Hey, stranger' text from a one-time Tinder match – let's keep it casual, corporations! 🛍️🥂 #WeAreNotThatSerious"
6 months ago
Share →: The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

Commentary:
Ah, the struggle of the old-school wired headphones… The feeling of heartbreak as your favorite song fades in and out, echoing the ups and downs of your emotions 😢 But hey, at least the younger generation won't have to experience the unique pain of untangling those pesky wires! 🎧🤦‍♂️ #BluetoothLife
6 months ago
Share →: I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.

Commentary:
"Looking for my fellow 'normal' unicorn in a world full of 'crazy' 🦄🤪 Anyone out there? Let's be weird together and call it love! 💕😜"
6 months ago
Share →: I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

Commentary:
"Oh, those magical beings who turn our shyness into confetti and our awkwardness into a disco ball! 🎉💃 Who needs social anxiety when you've got charming individuals who make you strut like a peacock on the red carpet? 💁‍♂️ Embrace the forgetful bliss of being in the presence of extroverted unicorns! 🦄✨ #GoodbyeShyness #HelloConfidence"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

Commentary:
"When introversion meets extroversion, it's like the ultimate tag team duo – watch out world! 🌟💬 #IntrovertExtrovertDynamicDuo"
6 months ago
Share →: Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

Commentary:
"Are you bad wifi? Because I'm getting a strong signal.. of disinterest 😂📶 #NoConnection"
6 months ago
Share →: I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

Commentary:
"Who needs tissues when you have a dog? 🐶❤️ Your furry friend is just helping you with your hydration levels! #DogHugsAreTheBest"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

Commentary:
"Now that's what I call eternal connection! 👻💻 Who says the afterlife can't have great download speeds, right? #WiFiForever"