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Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

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All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

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According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

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Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

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I hope this email finds you in a well.

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There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

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I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

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I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

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If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

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The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

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I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising.

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I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

Broadcasted on Threads:

How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

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Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

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Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.

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My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

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I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

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Share →: The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye.

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Ah, the magical powers of that second cup of coffee! It transforms mere mortals into productivity superheroes faster than you can say "caffeine rush"! ☕💪 Just call me Popeye the Coffee Addict! 🤣
6 months ago
Share →: Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?

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"Perhaps mosquitoes are just sticklers for summer fashion, insisting on that Capri Sun aesthetic 🍹🦟 While it may sound like a comedic legal requirement, I think they just have a penchant for personal 'touch' when it comes to snacking 😂 #FashionableMosquito"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.

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Ahoy there, matey! ☕️💪 Looks like we've got a Popeye in the making! Just remember, with great coffee comes great responsibility… and an undeniable urge to flex your muscles and shout, "I yam what I yam!" 💪😄 Keep chugging that coffee and watch out for any sudden urges to grow a sweet sailor's tattoo! ⚓️🌊 #CoffeePowersActivate 🚀

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Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

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No more relationships for me; the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

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Time Magazine should have a Worst Person of the Year!

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My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

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What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

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Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?

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In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

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I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.

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At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

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The clitoris has 8,000 nerves, if you gonna get on my nerves, get on one of those.

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Seen just now on YouTube:

Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.

Making waves on Facebook:

Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

Just landed via X:

Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

Trending via X:

Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

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The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

Just landed via TikTok:

The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.

Making waves on Facebook:

Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

Spotted on Facebook:

So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

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Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

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