46 Funny customer quotes

• Asking the cashier how I’m doing today.

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  4 weeks ago

  asking, cashier, customer, doing, greeting, humor, interaction, question, service, situation, social, social situation, today

• Would rather walk around a shop 500 times to find something than ask a member of staff who works there like a normal person.

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  4 weeks ago

  around, ask, awkwardness, customer, humor, indecision, interaction, member, normal, person, shop, shopping, social, social interaction, something, staff, times, walk, works

• If you’re out shopping this week, be nice to the retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited to shop until Mary’s water broke.

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  4 weeks ago

  broke, childbirth, customer, customer service, emergency, fault, humor, last, last minute, minute, nice, pregnancy, procrastination, retail, retail worker, service, shop, shopping, water, week, worker

• Another customer getting a haircut started talking to my barber. Please don’t talk to my barber. You have your own.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Hold music is annoyingly scratchy and repetitive on purpose, so you will hang up and stop bothering them.

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  4 weeks ago

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• McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

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  4 weeks ago

  customer, customer service, drive-thru, error, fast, fast food, food, food error, McDonald’s, needs, order, service, stuff, trade, trade-in, window, wrong, wrong order

• Interviewer: Why do you want to work in customer service? Me: Well, I’m really good at apologizing for things that aren’t my fault.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before.

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  4 weeks ago

  before, customer, every, front, frustration, humor, i, me, money, never, person, queue, self-checkout, shopping, technology, time, touchscreen, used

• There is nothing worse in life than calling customer service and hearing an Indian accent.

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  4 weeks ago

  accent, call, calling, communication, customer, customer service, frustration, hearing, indian, life, nothing, phone, phone call, service, stereotype, worse

• When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.

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  4 weeks ago

  always, call, call center, center, customer, customer service, expectation, hold, humor, i, on hold, phone, pick, service, someone, song, waiting

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