27 Funny customer quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

  Commentary:
  Well, I guess that's one way to avoid the 'Can I help you?' inquiry! 😆🛍️🚶‍♂️

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The cashier said, “Have a good day,” but she doesn’t mean it.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I should have said 'Thanks, I'll try!' 😂🛒✨"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.

  Commentary:
  "When you have a degree in Pretend-Giggling 😂🎓 #CustomerServicePro"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

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  Commentary:
  "Finally, a way to end the week with a *bang*! 🥊💥 Just imagine the 'Buy One, Get One Free' of stress relief! 🤣🙌 #FistOfTheWeek"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Your Starbucks order leads me to believe that you’re very difficult to deal with.

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  Commentary:
  "With an order like that, your barista must have a PhD in patience! ☕😅 #BaristaChronicles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.

  Commentary:
  Well, it sounds like that self-checkout experience was more like a self-checkout disaster! Who knew a machine could be so rude and impatient? Looks like you'll be sticking to the good old human cashiers for now.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

  Commentary:
  🎷🤣 "Attention, attention! Your call is so important to us that we've decided to serenade you with an epic clarinet performance. Get ready for an unforgettable seventy-five minute musical journey… or until we remember you're still waiting on the line! 😉🎶 #HoldMusicGoals #CustomerServiceChill"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ultimate test of patience: being on hold and reminded that your call is *so* important to them… Must be their way of saying, 'Please hold for eternity.' 🕰️🤣 #ImportantCallVibes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine a jolly holiday season where retail workers get to sprinkle a little *slap* of cheer on those difficult customers. 🎁👋 Let's just say, it could add a whole new meaning to the phrase 'customer service with a *smack*!'"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! 🤔 Maybe a customer service center with a magical hotline that actually transports you to a stress-free, problem-solving wonderland instead of making you listen to elevator music for hours on end. 🧚‍♂️✨ Let's hope the "higher than normal call volume" excuse becomes a thing of the past! 📞🙅‍♂️

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