Funny quotes customer

22 Funny customer quotes

I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.

2 months ago

Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

2 months ago

Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.

2 months ago

People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

2 months ago

They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

3 months ago

How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

3 months ago

Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

3 months ago

Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

3 months ago

McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

3 months ago

Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.

3 months ago

Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

3 months ago

If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

3 months ago

I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

3 months ago

Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

3 months ago

I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

3 months ago

I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

3 months ago

I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

3 months ago

As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”

3 months ago

Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

3 months ago

Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

3 months ago

Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

3 months ago

“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

3 months ago