People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat. Posted on6 days ago
They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”. Posted on7 days ago
How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.” Posted on1 week ago
Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700. Posted on1 week ago
Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet. Posted on1 week ago
Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor. Posted on1 week ago
If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping. Posted on1 week ago
I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”. Posted on1 week ago
I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship. Posted on1 week ago
I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that? Posted on2 weeks ago
I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food. Posted on2 weeks ago
As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?” Posted on2 weeks ago
Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day. Posted on2 weeks ago
Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day. Posted on2 weeks ago
“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.” Posted on2 weeks ago
I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago