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- I wish I had the determination of my wife, whoβs still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.
- Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.
- Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.
- This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.
- Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!
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"Who needs coffee when you're a master of the 'awake but actually half asleep' act? π΄βοΈ Keep up the Oscar-worthy performance, darling! πββοΈπ #TheStruggleIsReal" -
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Oh, the classic dilemma of adulthood – pills versus glasses, a tale as old as time! π€ππ Who needs a memory when you've got a sense of humor, right? Maybe it's time for some pill-shaped glasses or glasses-shaped pills – problem solved! π -
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Ah, the joy of being single during the holidays. π While everyone else is busy decking the halls and roasting chestnuts over an open fire, us single folks are pros at putting on a brave face and pretending that we're totally fine spending another night alone with our Netflix queue. ππ Just think of it as an extended opportunity to practice your solo dance moves and enjoy the entire box of chocolates without any judgment! ππ« #SingleBells # -
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"Ah, the sheer bliss of sipping on coffee while someone else tackles the endless aisles of decision-making πβοΈ Who knew laziness could taste so delicious? #GroceryGoals" -
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"Ah, the modern-day prayer for social media junkies ππΌ May the likes be plenty and the comments be kind! Let the validation flow as freely as the WiFi! π±π» #BlessedByTheInternet" -
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"Looks like those nose-cancelling headphones are doing a top-notch job… maybe a little too well! π€·ββοΈ Trust me, you're not the only one balancing fashion and functionality like a champ! ππ§ #Nosecancellingstruggles" -
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Well, in that case, you might want to reconsider an apple a day to keep the doctor away. ππ Who knew the sticker would make such a fibrous contribution? Remember, it's all about that extra crunch! ππ -
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"Seriously, where do they bang their shins? π Maybe on the sink, in the oven, or even on the cat! π Either way, dishwashers are shin's best friend! π₯π½ #ShinStruggles" -
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"Parenting: where the first year is all about baby talks and giggles πΌ, only for the next year to be filled with negotiations and baby tantrums π€―πΆπ€£"
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- On average, my daily actions demonstrate Iβm probably good at something else.
- Iβm basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.
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- An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.
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