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"God, I know good things come to those who wait, but a little update on the shipping status of my soulmate wouldn't hurt, right? Just want to make sure they're not lost in transit!"
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- If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare.
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- I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.
- I’m not even a 2nd choice, I’m like an 8th choice, sometimes a 10th.
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"Me when someone cute shows interest: Wait, really? Are we playing an elaborate game of 'Who Can Pretend to Be Interested the Best'? 🤔🤷♀️ #StillShook" -
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Oh, searching for a cell mate over a soulmate, huh? 🤣 Who needs love when you can have a bunk buddy, am I right? 🤷♂️ Just make sure to keep those prison phone calls to a minimum! 🤪 #CellMateGoals -
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"Relationship status: he escaped 🏃♂️ Maybe I should start using handcuffs instead of just tying knots in the relationship 🤣 #RunawayLover" -
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Ah, sending mixed signals is like trying to speak a foreign language without knowing the basics! 🤷♂️ It's a real head-scratcher for sure! 🤔 Just stick to one signal at a time, folks! 😄 #LostInTranslation
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- The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.
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- I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.
- Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.
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