508 Funny dating quotes

• I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

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• Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

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• You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.

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• People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

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• If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.

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• I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

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• If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

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• Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

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• Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

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  4 weeks ago

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• “You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

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