615 Funny day quotes

• Reminder that you need to be scrolling all day to monitor the situation.

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  3 weeks ago

  daily, daily routine, day, distraction, humor, media, monitor, need, reminder, routine, scrolling, situation, social, social media

• I think everyone should get $500 deposited into their accounts every day, just for waking up.

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  3 weeks ago

  accounts, daily, daily deposit, day, deposit, every, everyone, finance, humor, i, just, money, payment, should, think, thinking, wake, wake up, waking, wishful, wishful thinking

• You have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible.

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  3 weeks ago

  bad, bad decision, day, decision, deprivation, exhaustion, hard, horrible, humor, late, late night, next, next day, night, procrastination, sleep, sleep deprivation, stay, stay up late, tiredness

• Today feels like a good day for a cheeseburger.

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  3 weeks ago

  casual, cheeseburger, craving, day, eating, feels, food, good, good day, humor, snack, today

• There should be 1 day a month without commercials.

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  3 weeks ago

  1, advertising, break, commercial, commercials, day, entertainment, humor, media, month, should, television

• Babe, are you okay? You haven’t touched your dark humor all day.

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  3 weeks ago

  babe, communication, concern, dark, dark humor, day, humor, joke, okay, relationship

• You know it’s bad when even a cheeseburger doesn’t help.

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  3 weeks ago

  bad, bad day, cheeseburger, day, even, food, frustration, help, humor, know

• May the hardest part of your day be getting the jeans over your butt.

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  3 weeks ago

  body, butt, challenge, clothing, comfort, day, getting, hardest, humor, jeans, over

• Is it socially acceptable to wear pajamas all day if you’re constantly holding a coffee cup?

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  3 weeks ago

  acceptable, casual, casual wear, coffee, coffee cup, comfort, cup, daily, daily routine, day, holding, humor, norm, pajama, pajamas, relaxation, routine, social, social norm, socially, wear

• Thank God for headphones and day dreaming.

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  3 weeks ago

  day, daydream, dreaming, escape, God, gratitude, headphone, headphones, humor, relaxation, thank

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