615 Funny day quotes

• It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

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• Somebody somewhere today don’t know it’s their last day with all 10 fingers.

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• Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

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• People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

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• You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.

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• One day you burned a CD for the last time and didn’t even realize it.

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• There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.

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• Bro to bro: Never get your haircut on the day of a special event.

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• The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.

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• I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

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