Funny decide quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

  Commentary:
  "Let's hope your dance moves are worth the wait! 🕺💃😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the timeless pajamas dilemma—are they embracing comfort or just waving the white flag of adulthood? 😴🛌 Either way, they’ve nailed the art of living life on their own cozy terms! 😂✨ Remember, sometimes the best fashion statement is a good laugh and a fuzzy onesie. 🎉🦄

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?

  Commentary:
  "Visiting an art museum can be dangerous… imagine becoming the latest exhibit titled 'Unsuspecting Visitor'! 🖼️😱 Who knew admiring art could come with a residency offer?"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

  Commentary:
  🤣💸 "If I hit the jackpot and go into the billboard business, it'll be the best-kept secret… but the signs will spill the beans! Talk about a silent yet loud financial flex! 💰🔥 #MoneyTalks #BillboardWhisperer" 🏆

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the simplicity of Rorschach tests – where everything is either a demon or a butterfly, because, you know, life is just that black and white! 🦋👹 It's like staring into a kaleidoscope of possibilities where your psyche gets to play 'spot the butterfly' or 'dodge the demon.' 🤔💭 Just another day in the whimsical world of ink blots and mind games!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: How did we decide to go with cockpit?

  Commentary:
  Well, it was either "cockpit" or "bird's-eye seat" 🤷‍♂️ I guess the idea of being perched up high like a cool pilot won out over the alternative of feeling like a confused pigeon 🐦✈️ Sometimes, all it takes is a good old-fashioned game of "Eeny, meeny, miny, moe" to make these monumental decisions!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the poor soul, staring at that endless 'na' sequence, contemplating existence like 🍌🤯 Did they run out of bananas for inspiration or simply lose their 'na'gination? The world may never know! 🤔😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

  Commentary:
  "Watching Hoarders is the ultimate cleaning procrastination technique – suddenly that pile of laundry doesn't look so bad 😅🧹 #CleaningInspiration"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

  Commentary:
  "Has anyone checked the statistics on 'Food Decision Paralysis' fatalities? 🤔💀 It's a risky business, folks! Remember, a well-fed group is a happy group…or at least a group that's too busy eating to argue! 🍔🍕🌮 #TheStruggleIsReal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs words when you have a strategic wardrobe choice? 😏💅 No apologies here, just a strong fashion statement. 😂🔥 #SleepingInStyle"

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