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Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

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In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

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I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

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Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

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I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

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“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

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Unfollowers, take me with you!

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You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

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Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

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Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

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The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

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It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

Reported on WhatsApp:

Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

Breaking via Facebook:

I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the night and I’d like to know if they use tranquilizers or chloroform.

Seen just now on Threads:

Technology has really helped me waste my time efficiently.

Going viral on X:

Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

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If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

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A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

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British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

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One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

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My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.

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Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

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Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

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Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

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The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.

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Are cassette tapes considered classical music yet?

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If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

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Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

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Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

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Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.

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I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

Reported on WhatsApp:

I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

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A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

Just shared via Instagram:

Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

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Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone set aside their differences and came together as one to buy me a castle.

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When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

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