17 Funny detox quotes

• Sometimes I wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river.

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  20 hours ago

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• It’s so unrealistic for me to delete WhatsApp, but man, I’d love to do it.

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  1 week ago

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• Social media needs to crash for like a year so society can recalibrate.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Nothing fixes your life the way deactivating Instagram does.

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  2 months ago

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• Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

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  2 months ago

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• Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

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  2 months ago

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• Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

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  2 months ago

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• She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

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  2 months ago

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• I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

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  2 months ago

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• I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

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  2 months ago

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