14 Funny detox quotes

Funny detox quotes are the perfect blend of humor and health vibes 🍋😂! Whether you’re sipping green juice or dodging cheat day temptations, a little laughter can make cleansing way more enjoyable 🌿✨. Get ready to giggle through your detox journey and remind yourself that wellness doesn’t have to be boring—sometimes it’s just downright hilarious 🤪💦!

We all need to put the phone down, or it’s over for civilization.

Commentary:
Just tried putting my phone down and immediately forgot how to do civilization things. Is there an app for that? 📱🤦‍♂️✨

Sometimes I wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river.

Commentary:
Probably not a great idea unless you've mastered the art of skipping phones instead of stones 😂📱💦

Nothing fixes your life the way deactivating Instagram does.

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Finally found the ultimate life hack: just disappear from the grid like a WiFi signal in the basement 😂📵✨

Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

Commentary:
Imagine the world collectively trying to remember how to do small talk without emojis… 😂📵🌍

Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

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Commentary:
"Who knew Mother Nature's WiFi was this strong? 🌿😂 #GrassTherapy"

Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

Commentary:
"Swapping TikTok for e-books like it's a digital spa day! 📱➡️📖 #PageTurnerPampering"

She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

Commentary:
"Quick, someone call Ripley's Believe It or Not! 😆📵📱"

I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

Commentary:
"Is there an app for inner peace that doesn’t need constant updates? 😂📵🧘‍♂️"

I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

Commentary:
"BRB, negotiating with my Wi-Fi to ghost WhatsApp like it's my ex. 📵🙈😂"

My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

Commentary:
😂 "Living the dream: deleting LinkedIn and vanishing like a professional ninja! 🥷💨 #CareerGoals"

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14 Funny detox quotes

Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.