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Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

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Spotted on WeChat:

I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

Going viral on Reddit:

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

Trending via TikTok:

I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

First date idea: I lean in close and surprise you with a wet willy.

Shared recently on Messenger:

You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”

Reported on Discord:

If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

Spotted on Twitch:

I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

At my age, this “microsleep” can sometimes last hours.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

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Funny digital quotes are the perfect blend of humor and wit, brightening up your screen with a splash of 😂 and a sprinkle of 🤓. Whether you’re looking to add a chuckle to your morning scroll or searching for the perfect caption to make your friends LOL, these quirky snippets bring a smile with every swipe. Dive into the world of digital hilarity and let the giggles flow! 😄💻

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3 days ago
Share →: Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

Commentary:
🌿👀 "Scrolling with maturity but those eyebrows have a mind of their own" 😅🧐
3 days ago
Share →: I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

Commentary:
Sounds like your wifi needs a GPS to find the land of milk and honey! 🗺️📡📶
3 days ago
Share →: Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

Commentary:
That sounds like my daily emotional rollercoaster on social media 🎢🧐💬👀💕
5 days ago
Share →: Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

Commentary:
Proof that sometimes less is more… especially when avoiding a novel! 😂📜✂️
5 days ago
Share →: I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

Commentary:
Trying to find a positive post on the internet these days is like trying to spot a unicorn at a horse show! 🦄📱😅
5 days ago
Share →: Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

Commentary:
Imagine the world collectively trying to remember how to do small talk without emojis… 😂📵🌍
6 days ago
Share →: Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

Commentary:
Finally, a use for deep fake technology that saves us from the 'Can you hear me now?' struggle! 🤔🤖💼
7 days ago
Share →: Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic bedtime routine: close eyes, open apps! 😴📱📚
7 days ago
Share →: Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

Commentary:
Who knew my annoying superpower would have such an affordable price tag? 💸😄🌐
7 days ago
Share →: Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

Commentary:
I was hoping to ask them about their departure, exit satisfaction, and if they'd like more cat memes in the future! 😹📉

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to “get those beans brewing”.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

God’s plan for me is super weird so far.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on YouTube:

I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.

Going viral on Facebook:

Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

Just shared via Slack:

Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

Going viral on Threads:

“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

Spreading quickly via X:

In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

Live now on WhatsApp:

The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

Breaking via YouTube:

I’m not alone. I have ants.

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