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Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

Tequila won’t fix your life, but it’s worth a shot.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

Having a dirty mind and an innocent face is truly a blessing.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

You don’t read Dostoevsky. You survive him.

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Going viral on Telegram:

The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

Spotted on X:

My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

Making waves on YouTube:

I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

Just shared via X:

They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

What you call “Brunch” I call “Breakfast for Alcoholics.”

Going bananas on Slack:

I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

Trending via Twitch:

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

“Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

Freshly posted on X:

Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

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62 shares on Discord this month:

I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good.

38 shares on Facebook this month:

I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

11 shares on Instagram this month:

“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

96 shares on Threads this month:

You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

13 shares on WhatsApp this month:

To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work.

79 shares on Discord this month:

Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

96 shares on Messenger this month:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.

10 shares on Snapchat this month:

So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.

36 shares on Twitch this month:

Scared to go on dates, cause what if I find the one and never be able to be single again.

24 shares on Twitch this month:

Every CVS has its own unique energy that’s powerful enough to exalt or destroy the individual.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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Spice up your meltdown through interpretive dance.

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Being single only sucks when you’re a little drunk and really want to flirt.

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Getting a wife is very powerful, because you get a personal psychic that will tell you things like, “Your keys are in the gray pants in the hamper,” and “He will ultimately betray you.”

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I don’t always have time to fold laundry, but when I do, I don’t.

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Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.

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To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

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Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

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If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

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I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

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8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

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Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now they’re your problem.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

I just be giggling, then start thinking about bills and remember ain’t nothing funny.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WhatsApp:

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.

Just landed via Threads:

Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

The real flex is becoming the woman he cannot run back to.

Shared recently on TikTok:

If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

Just shared via Facebook:

Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

Going bananas on Threads:

I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

Spotted on Messenger:

I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

Trending via X:

Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

Trending via Facebook:

I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

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