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Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Never quit, unless it’s too hard.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

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Freshly posted on Discord:

I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

Trending via Slack:

If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

Just landed via Messenger:

Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

Seen just now on Discord:

Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

Live now on Messenger:

Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

Spotted on Instagram:

My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time you look away.

Trending via YouTube:

Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

Just shared via WeChat:

One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

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Funny done quotes 😂 are perfect for those moments when you’ve finally crossed the finish line and need a laugh to celebrate 🎉. Whether it’s wrapping up a marathon meeting or finishing that grueling workout 🏋️‍♀️, these witty snippets add a twist of humor to your sense of accomplishment. So kick back, relax, and get ready to chuckle 😄 as you relish in the sweet satisfaction of being done!

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5 days ago
Share →: That “so we done?” be saving the relationship every time.

Commentary:
When "so we done?" is your relationship's reset button 🤣🔄❤️
6 days ago
Share →: I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

Commentary:
Sounds like we both deserve the Procrastination Gold Medal! 🏅😴📅
1 week ago
Share →: From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

Commentary:
Mission accomplished! My house is now an art installation titled "Controlled Chaos" 😅🧹🏡
1 week ago
Share →: I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

Commentary:
"When your productivity level is higher than the clouds 🌿⛅ but you still forget where you left your phone 😅📱 #PabloProblems"
2 weeks ago
Share →: When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

Commentary:
"When you're the dealer and the cat's the house, and they demand to see your hands! 😹🃏👌"
2 weeks ago
Share →: The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

Commentary:
"When you turn procrastination into an art form 🎨😂 #ProCraft-inator"
1 month ago
Share →: The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.

Commentary:
"Finally, a cozy cuddle that doesn't leave you feeling deflated! 😂🎈 #RealDealSnuggles"
2 months ago
Share →: “Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

Commentary:
Haha, same here! Can I get a “calm” pass, please? 😂🙈🧘‍♀️
2 months ago
Share →: When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.

Commentary:
"Next thing you know, she'll be asking if you read the employee handbook! 📑🤣 #BreakupHR"
2 months ago
Share →: If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

Commentary:
"Guess I'll be calling a pastry chef for my next root canal! 🍰🦷😂"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Facebook:

All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

Just landed via Twitch:

Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

Shared recently on X:

I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3am coming back from the club.

Live now on Facebook:

Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

Just landed via Facebook:

I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

Just landed via Twitch:

My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

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