71 Funny done quotes

• The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

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  3 hours ago

  communication, conversation, done, emoji, humor, media, message, nice, only, social, social media, someone, tell, texting, thumbs, thumbs up

• “Because my hair is not done” is a very valid reason to decline an outing.

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  6 hours ago

  care, decline, done, excuse, fashion, hair, humor, outing, personal, personal care, reason, refusal, socializing

• Got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so I applied again. I decide when we’re done.

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  8 hours ago

  again, application, company, decide, done, got, humor, i, job, job application, job rejection, persistence, post, rejection, same, sarcasm, saw

• “I’ve never done parkour, but I have chased a toddler with an open Sharpie through the house.”

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  12 hours ago

  chase, done, funny situation, house, humor, i, never, open, parenting, parkour, Sharpie, situation, through, toddler

• I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

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  23 hours ago

  done, guys, humor, invitation, money, plan, something, spending, summer, want, wasting, weekend

• We’ve historically done extremely well with regime change, so this should be a piece of cake.

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  2 weeks ago

  cake, challenge, change, confidence, done, history, humor, piece, politics, regime, regime change, sarcasm, should, success, well

• How do couples who live together get anything done? I wouldn’t leave my bed if my girlfriend was in it.

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  2 weeks ago

  anything, bed, couple, couples, done, girlfriend, humor, i, laziness, leave, live, living, living together, procrastination, relationship, together

• America was more fun when organized crime was done by Italians in Chicago.

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  2 weeks ago

  America, Chicago, crime, done, fun, gangster, humor, italian, nostalgia, organized, organized crime

• The amount of sleeping I’ve done over the past few days has been phenomenal. I genuinely love doing absolutely nothing.

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  2 weeks ago

  absolutely, amount, days, doing, doing nothing, done, i, laziness, love, nothing, over, past, relaxation, rest, sleeping

• Rudolph’s bright red nose would not have done anything to improve Santa’s visibility in dense fog.

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  1 month ago

  anything, bright, Christmas, done, fog, humor, improve, nose, red, red nose, reindeer, Rudolph, Santa, visibility

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