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No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.
Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.
“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.
I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?
The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

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3 weeks ago
Share →: The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.

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"Finally, a cozy cuddle that doesn't leave you feeling deflated! 😂🎈 #RealDealSnuggles"
1 month ago
Share →: “Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

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Haha, same here! Can I get a “calm” pass, please? 😂🙈🧘‍♀️
1 month ago
Share →: When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.

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"Next thing you know, she'll be asking if you read the employee handbook! 📑🤣 #BreakupHR"
1 month ago
Share →: If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

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"Guess I'll be calling a pastry chef for my next root canal! 🍰🦷😂"
4 months ago
Share →: No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

Commentary:
"Who needs flower petals when you have a chauffeur service, am I right? 🌸🚗 No kids, no problem! Keeping the wedding child-free and the flower girl worry-free. 😄 #UberGoals"
4 months ago
Share →: Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

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"Who knew adulting came with such a hefty price tag of responsibilities and no take-backsies! 🙅‍♂️💸 No refunds on this adulthood adventure, folks! 😂 #GrowingPains #NotWhatISignedUpFor"
4 months ago
Share →: It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

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"Got a wacky problem? Reddit has you covered! 🙌 Whether it's tips on taming a yeti in the backyard or surviving a dance-off with your cat, the Reddit community always delivers! 😂🦄 #RedditToTheRescue"
5 months ago
Share →: The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

Commentary:
"Ah, the fabled creatures known as software engineers 🧙‍♂️ Uniquely intelligent or just really good at Googling error messages? 🤔 Their mystical powers have caused mischief indeed, turning everything into binary code and making the rest of us feel like mere mortals in the land of algorithms and bugs! 🤪👾 #WizardsOfTheDigitalRealm"
5 months ago
Share →: What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

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"Ah, the classic case of selective memory kicking in at just the right moment! 🤦‍♂️ Perhaps the universe thought your life needed some extra excitement today! 🌟 Remember, you're not alone in the 'I probably had it coming' club! 😂"
$Funny done quotes - I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.$

5 months ago
Share →: I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

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"According to my calculations, I'm your soulmate…Sorry, the numbers don't lie! 😏💖 Who knew finding love was as easy as crunching numbers?"