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  • Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

    Commentary:
    “Health nuts – the irony is strong with this one! 🥦🤦‍♂️ Who knew that all those kale smoothies would lead to a showdown with a stale hospital menu? 🏥😂 Remember folks, everything in moderation, even moderation itself! 🍔😜”

  • I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs haters when you’ve got a fan club lining up for the abuse show? 🙌😂 #BringItOn”

  • I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

    Commentary:
    Hey there, friend! 🌟 Just a gentle reminder that Monday blues are temporary – you’ve got this! 💪 Remember, it’s not the end of the world, it’s just the start of the week! 😁 Keep calm and Monday on! 🚀 #MondayMotivation

  • Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

    Commentary:
    “Congratulations on surviving another Thursday! Just remember, it’s not a near-death experience, it’s just a regular day in adulthood 😅🎉 #AdultingLikeAPro”

  • Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

    Commentary:
    Ah, her heart is like a haunted floral shop, where ghosts tend to arrangements of wilted blooms, each petal whispering tales of lost love 👻🥀🌿💔🌹.

  • Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

    Commentary:
    “Life really knows how to keep it real with that unexpected plot twist at the end, huh? 🔄💀 It’s like, ‘Congratulations for surviving all that chaos… and now back to dust you go!’ 🌟😂 #LifeIsAJourneyWithATwist”

  • I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

    Commentary:
    “If life gives you a hill to climb, just plop down in your chair with a nice cold Fanta 🍊 and let the hill come to you! Who needs mountain climbing when you’ve got a comfy seat and a fizzy drink? 😂 #ChillinNotClimbin”

  • ‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

    Commentary:
    “Oh, dying became a group project when I started working on my own fabulous exit plan! 💁‍♂️💀 Who needs a team when you can rock the afterlife solo? 😂 #IndependentDeparture”

  • Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew a house plant could be the ultimate hydration buddy! 🌿💧 Here’s to ensuring there’s always someone wilting more than you! 😂 #PlantParent”

  • Agriculture can’t possibly be a dying industry. Bot farms are booming.

    Commentary:
    “Oh, the irony! 🌾💻 Agriculture may evolve with the times, but those bot farms are really harvesting those digital crops like pros! 🤖🚜 #FutureOfFarming”

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