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- Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.
- Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.
- I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.
- ‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?
- I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.
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- Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.
- Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.
- I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.
- ‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?
- I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.
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