Funny quotes dying

13 Funny dying quotes

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

Funny Quotes Feb 22, 2025

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Agriculture can’t possibly be a dying industry. Bot farms are booming.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025