18 Funny dying quotes — Wordgag ツ

Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

2 months ago2 months ago

I do my best to kill everyone with kindness, but they don’t seem to be dying.

2 months ago2 months ago

When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

2 months ago2 months ago

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

6 months ago

I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

6 months ago

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

Feb 22, 2025Feb 22, 2025

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

Jan 28, 2025

I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

Jan 27, 2025

‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

Jan 26, 2025

Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

Jan 26, 2025

Agriculture can’t possibly be a dying industry. Bot farms are booming.

Jan 25, 2025

My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

Jan 23, 2025

I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

Jan 21, 2025

There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

Jan 20, 2025