21 Funny dying quotes

• Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.

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  24 hours ago

  age, berry, choice, dying, foraging, humor, irony, life, life choice, nonsense, survival, wild

• Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.

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  1 day ago

  alien, aliens, alone, animal, animals, dying, existential, government, humor, just, leaving, loneliness, me, planet, relationship, us

• Al guys are like, “We can’t use it to cure cancer, but we can suck all the joy and purpose out of life so that dying isn’t sad.”

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  1 week ago

  AI, al, cancer, cure, death, dying, guys, humor, joy, life, purpose, sad, sarcasm, suck

• Dying and being reincarnated as a beetle, and crawling to my old body’s grave, and digging down and living in my old ribcage.

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  2 weeks ago

  afterlife, beetle, being, crawling, digging, dying, grave, humor, living, old, reincarnation, ribcage

• Phone dry, no food in the house, I keep dying in my game. I’m such a loser.

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  1 month ago

  boredom, dry, dying, food, frustration, game, gaming, house, humor, hunger, i, keep, loser, losing, phone

• Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

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  2 months ago

  after, again, back, break, breakup, dating, dying, ending, except, game, health, humor, less, long-term, long-term relationship, partner, relationship, relationship struggle, restart, start, struggle, video, video game

• I do my best to kill everyone with kindness, but they don’t seem to be dying.

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  2 months ago

  best, communication, dying, everyone, humor, i, interaction, irony, kill, kindness, personality, sarcasm, social, social interaction

• When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

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  2 months ago

  apartment, dark, dark humor, death, dying, ghost, ghost story, haunt, haunted, haunted house, house, humor, i, me, myself, please, rush, spooky, story, supernatural, want

• Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

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  2 months ago

  dying, fitness, health, health nut, hospital, humor, irony, lifestyle, lying, mortality, nothing, nut, sarcasm, someday, stupid

• I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

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  2 months ago

  abuse, dying, humor, i, me, people, sarcasm

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