Funny quotes dying

13 Funny dying quotes

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

1 month ago

I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

1 month ago

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

2 months ago

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

3 months ago

Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

3 months ago

Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

3 months ago

I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

3 months ago

‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

3 months ago

Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

3 months ago

Agriculture can’t possibly be a dying industry. Bot farms are booming.

3 months ago

My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

3 months ago

I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

3 months ago

There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

3 months ago