Funny easier quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to be sober when you don't even enjoy your own company is like a one-person party with no snacks 🎉🚫🍕 #SelfLoveStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the efficiency of sleeping while getting ready for the day! 😴⏰ Who needs coffee when you can multitask sleeping and morning routine like a pro? 😂 #SleepyNinja"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.

  Commentary:
  "Her: how are you still single? Me: it's easier than you think. 🤷‍♂️ Maybe I'm just too good at dodging Cupid's arrows! 😅 Or perhaps my charm is just too overwhelming for the dating world to handle! 😏 Who needs a relationship when you've got such a fabulous self, right? 💁‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

  Commentary:
  Oh, if only we could make annoying people just vanish with the tap of a button! 🕳️💥 Adios, dickheads – off to the trap door you go! Just think of all the peace and quiet we would have… until the next one inevitably pops up! 🙄 #TrapDoorDreams

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! Here's a playful take on that quote:

  "Just imagine the world if Pinocchio's nose rule applied! 🤥👃📏 We'd have a forest of noses sprouting up faster than you can say 'fib'! 🌳😂 Who needs lie detectors when we have lying noses to give us away? 🚫🤥👃 #TruthTellersUnite"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

  Commentary:
  "Embracing being wrong: the shortcut to effortless knowledge and an all-access pass to stupidity! 🤪💡 Who knew being right could be so overrated? Let's throw on our dunce caps and embrace the art of adorable ignorance! 🎩🤓"

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