39 Funny employment quotes

• I’m professionally employed and personally unhinged. Balance.

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  3 hours ago

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• Worst part about job hunting is knowing you don’t want one.

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  20 hours ago

  dislike, employment, frustration, humor, hunting, job, job hunting, knowing, want, work, worst

• I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living.

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  1 day ago

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• Having a job is insane because they give you actual money in exchange for pressing the buttons.

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  6 days ago

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• I would do anything for a job, except write a cover letter.

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  6 days ago

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• People say 70-80 year olds are unemployable because of mental decline, yet somehow they’re running all the countries.

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  1 week ago

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• New term for people with jobs: emploids.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think.

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  1 month ago

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• A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.

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  2 months ago

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• Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

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  2 months ago

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