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What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

3 weeks ago

I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

1 month ago

The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

2 months ago

People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

2 months ago

8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

3 months ago

“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

3 months ago

Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

3 months ago

I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

3 months ago

The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

3 months ago

Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

3 months ago

No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

3 months ago

Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

3 months ago

I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

3 months ago

No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.

3 months ago

The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

3 months ago

Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

3 months ago

Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

3 months ago

Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

3 months ago

AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

3 months ago

An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

3 months ago