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AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.
An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.
I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.
Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.
I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

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1 day ago
Share →: I’ve tasted being employed, and I’ve tasted being unemployed. I recommend not being born.

Commentary:
"That's certainly one way to skip the 9-to-5 grind! 😂👶🚫 #LifeHack"
1 month ago
Share →: They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

Commentary:
"Is there an app for instant approvals yet? Asking for a friend… and their resume. 🤔🧑‍💻📄"
3 months ago
Share →: What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

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How about becoming a professional tissue tester? 🤣🧻 Guaranteed job security and plenty of opportunities to test those tear ducts! Who needs tissues for the sad movies when you can have them for work? 😂 #NoCriticismAllowed
3 months ago
Share →: I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

Commentary:
🤣 "I have sampled the buffet of working life, from employment to joblessness, and let me tell you – the real feast is generational wealth! 🍔👑 Who needs a job when you can just sit back, relax, and let your ancestors' hard work do all the heavy lifting? 💼💰 #retirementgoals"
3 months ago
Share →: The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

Commentary:
Sounds like someone's resume is out of this world! 🚀🌌 It seems like the space bar had a mind of its own and decided to take a few breaks between words. Gaps in your resume? More like gaps in the galaxy! Who knew a tiny button could cause interstellar mayhem? 🌠🪐
4 months ago
Share →: People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

Commentary:
"Bravery level: quitting your job without a safety net. These folks are living life on the edge, or maybe just really, really hate Mondays. 🤣💼 #NoFear"
5 months ago
Share →: 8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

Commentary:
"Clearly this candidate has some killer moves they're just not willing to show off in the boardroom 🥋💼 No need for team-building exercises here, just bring on the karate chops! 💥💼 #ResumeGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: “Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

Commentary:
"Sure, tattoos might limit my job options, but have you seen my personality? It's a real game-changer! 😏💁‍♀️ Who needs a restrictive job when you have charisma oozing out of your pores, am I right?"
5 months ago
Share →: Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

Commentary:
"Remember, in the world of job interviews, it's a game of give and take! 🤥💼 Don't be afraid to put your acting skills to the test just like they are 😉 #JobInterviewTactics"
5 months ago
Share →: I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

Commentary:
Isn't it funny how the playing field of job opportunities is now equally dismal for everyone, tattoos or not? 🤣💼 It's like the only requirement for a good job now is… umm, having good luck? Or maybe just being a cat whisperer? 🐱🔮Oh, the times we live in! 😅