35 Funny employment quotes

• Full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think.

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• A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.

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• Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

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• Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.

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• If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.

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• The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

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• I need a job where I don’t actually have to work.

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• I’ve tasted being employed, and I’ve tasted being unemployed. I recommend not being born.

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• They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

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• What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

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