123 Funny end quotes

• My dad told my sister’s new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out whenever she dumps him.

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  1 month ago

  boyfriend, breakup, crop, dad, end, family, humor, joke, new, photo, picture, sister, stand, told, whenever

• The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

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  1 month ago

  bedtime, end, free, free time, late, management, most, night, procrastination, reason, sleep, start, stay, stay up late, time, time management, tomorrow, us, want

• My dating era has come to an end. I’d like to thank those who participated.

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  2 months ago

  dating, end, era, humor, ID, participant, relationship, thank

• Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.

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  2 months ago

  1, accidental, accidental save, accidentally, computer, computer frustration, digital, digital life, dramatic, duplication, end, file, file duplication, file management, file saving, frustration, funny moment, humor, i, life, management, moment, save, saving, technology, technology humor, twice, worst

• Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

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  2 months ago

  adjuster, call, comedy, dinosaur, disaster, end, every, getting, humor, insurance, insurance adjuster, jurassic, Jurassic Park, movie, park, phone, phone call, reaction, should, throwing

• Wanna worship each other until the end of all things?

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  2 months ago

  devotion, end, eternity, humor, love, relationship, things, worship

• You did all that terrible driving just to end up right next to me at the stop light.

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  2 months ago

  driving, end, just, light, me, next, rage, right, road, road rage, stop, stop light, terrible, traffic

• I need to get my shit together, but at this point, I’m waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.

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  2 months ago

  awareness, before, effort, end, going, humor, i, life, life struggle, motivation, need, point, procrastination, put, real, self, self-awareness, shit, struggle, together, waiting, world, world end

• I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.

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  2 months ago

  anything, communication, else, email, emails, end, feel, free, humor, i, need, please, politeness, reach, sarcasm, stopped, writing

• Going “Omgg, that’s crazy,” every time my coworkers talk until it’s time to go home.

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  2 months ago

  conversation, coworker, coworkers, crazy, day, end, end of day, every, going, home, humor, office, reaction, talk, time, work

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