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105 Funny end quotes

Funny end quotes 🤣✨ are like the perfect mic drop at the end of a captivating story or epic post. They leave your audience in stitches while wrapping up your thoughts in a neat, hilarious bow. Imagine the cherry on top of a humor sundae, adding that final zing of laughter. So, buckle up and get ready to sprinkle some giggles into your grand finales, because who doesn’t love a chuckle to seal the deal? 😄🎉

There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Why is there so much day left at the end of my patience?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

Posted on6 months ago

In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

Posted on6 months ago

I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

I like to begin every day by looking forward to the end of the day.

Posted onFeb 19, 2025Feb 19, 2025

Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

Posted onFeb 16, 2025Feb 16, 2025

The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

Posted onFeb 8, 2025Feb 8, 2025

My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

Posted onFeb 6, 2025Feb 6, 2025

Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

Posted onFeb 2, 2025Feb 2, 2025

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