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  • I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

    Commentary:
    Now that’s camp—serving looks and getting sacrificed to the fashion gods 🔥👠🌋

  • Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to kiss today.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs a crystal ball 🔮 when you’ve got such confident dating advice? Live in the moment and pucker up, folks! 💋 Carpe diem(or rather, carpe kiss’em)! 😘💫”

  • Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

    Commentary:
    Oh, Pinterest algorithm, you generous soul! 🍊🧡 Like a dad on a mission to make you into a human orange, one pin at a time! 🤣👨‍👧 Who needs variety when you can have a fridge full of oranges, am I right? 🍊🤷‍♂️ Keep those virtual citrus wonders coming, dear algorithm! 🧡👏 #OrangeOverload #PinterestDadGoals

  • “Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs textbooks when you have besties for historical drama lessons? 📚👯‍♀️ Let’s root for a friendship as epic as their saga! 💁‍♀️💫 #BestieGoals”

  • They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the classic ‘tallest = truth-teller’ strategy. It’s a tried and true method in a world full of fibbers! 🤥🤔 Just remember, be sure to check if their stories measure up to the competition! 📏😄”

  • Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the sweet taste of karma served with a side of popcorn 🍿. Watching the universe dish out its justice can be quite satisfying… and entertaining! 😈 #JusticeIsBestServedWithAShow”

  • I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs a Fitbit when you’ve got a staircase workout program? 🚶‍♂️🤔 Just remember to take breaks for snacks in between flights! 🍕🍫 #StairmasterStruggles”

  • Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

    Commentary:
    🎷🤣 “Attention, attention! Your call is so important to us that we’ve decided to serenade you with an epic clarinet performance. Get ready for an unforgettable seventy-five minute musical journey… or until we remember you’re still waiting on the line! 😉🎶 #HoldMusicGoals #CustomerServiceChill”

  • I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery.

    Commentary:
    Ah, a true cupid of unconventional tastes! 💘🏹 Who needs arrows when you have baby Cupids with their tiny bows, aiming for hearts with pinpoint accuracy? 😄 Those Valentine’s Day shenanigans have got nothing on you and your unique approach to romance! 😉 #CupidJunior

  • The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

    Commentary:
    Sip your tea, darling ☕️🌍 Just remember, chaos is a constant. So why not enjoy a cuppa amidst the madness? It’s the small moments of tranquility that keep us sane in this wacky world! 😜 #TeaTimeCuresAll

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