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Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

I’ve discovered that my visiting family members leave crumbs in the butter. Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

Enemies to lovers is only good if they’re gay. If I wanted to see a man and a woman yell at each other, I’d just go downstairs and eat with my parents.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

Women love asking you questions about the movie you both are watching.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

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Just landed via Facebook:

My red flag is that I don’t make playlists on Spotify. I just add every song I’ve ever liked to the ‘Liked Songs’ playlist and shuffle that, like an iPod.

Spotted on X:

I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I love how “sleeping in” used to mean noon, and now it means 8:30 a.m.

Seen just now on X:

Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

Spotted on Telegram:

Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

You know it’s bad when even a cheeseburger doesn’t help.

Going viral on Reddit:

Spoiler alert: Monday doesn’t care about your feelings.

Spotted on X:

Had an interview today, and my belly rumbled. The lady goes, “Missed lunch?” I told her, “Nah, I’m hungry for success!”

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Getting old would be so fun if you didn’t wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat.

57 Funny enjoy quotes

Funny enjoy quotes 😄 are the perfect way to sprinkle a little humor and joy into your day! Whether you’re looking for a laugh 😂 to share with friends or a clever saying to brighten up a gloomy morning, these witty gems have got you covered. Dive into a world where words tickle your funny bone and leave you grinning ear to ear. So, buckle up and let the giggles begin! 🎉✨

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I feel bad for those that don’t enjoy their own company. I be having a ball by myself.

2 hours ago

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You really have to enjoy the way a man is acting in the beginning, because you will never meet that man again.

8 hours ago

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They said, “Enjoy your money because life is short.” Now my money is finished, but I’m still alive.

10 hours ago

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Unpopular opinion: I do enjoy third-wheeling if the couple is fun.

12 hours ago

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The more attention you get on this website, the less you enjoy being on it.

1 day ago

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Boyfriends sound cool and all, but unfortunately, I enjoy not talking for days at a time.

6 days ago

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Life is like a game of chess. I don’t enjoy it very much.

2 weeks ago

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Working your entire life so you can ‘enjoy’ a couple of years when you’re close to death is the biggest scam of all time.

2 weeks ago

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I like listening to podcasts because it’s basically getting to enjoy a conversation without having to participate in it.

1 month ago

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Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

1 month ago

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52 shares on Facebook this month:

We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

32 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

53 shares on Instagram this month:

Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”

47 shares on X this month:

You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

84 shares on X this month:

Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

49 shares on Messenger this month:

My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

69 shares on Discord this month:

Dance like China isn’t watching.

68 shares on Messenger this month:

Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.

72 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

48 shares on Twitch this month:

Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

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I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

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Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam, and they’re just using it to make TVs.

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I suppose someone has to do all the consuming and obeying.

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Before I start seeing a psychiatrist, does anyone like me crazy?

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Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

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Women will brag about their intuition, and then date a DJ.

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Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.

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Never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

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Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

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Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

I have been touched inappropriately by the sun today.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here plucking chin hairs.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Holiday dinners with family are like real life boss levels with the worst loot.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WeChat:

Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

Just shared via TikTok:

Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Biting the heads off all these gingerbread men if you wanna swing by.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

Spotted on Instagram:

I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

Trending via X:

A little time spent not acting your age is never a bad thing.

Live now on Snapchat:

My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

Breaking via Threads:

Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

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