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Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

Oh good. Another day.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

I just be minding my business, and next thing you know, a payment is due.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Not right now. I’m manifesting.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

Every time I turn around, it’s Monday.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

You are depressed because your ancestors fought, danced, and ate meals together, and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.

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Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Been getting really into nothing.

Just landed via Slack:

I am AOL Instant Messenger years old.

Trending via Facebook:

Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.

Just landed via WeChat:

Another Monday that no one asked for.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Can we not just call it Zealand now?

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

Shared recently on X:

The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.

Just landed via Messenger:

If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system.

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15 shares on Snapchat this month:

Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

73 shares on Facebook this month:

If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

70 shares on WeChat this month:

The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.

81 shares on WeChat this month:

I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

48 shares on Messenger this month:

Eat like your treadmill is watching.

100 shares on Slack this month:

Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.

65 shares on Pinterest this month:

Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a week?

70 shares on Facebook this month:

McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

43 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I hate when I’m trying to spell a word, and my phone can’t do it either.

33 shares on Pinterest this month:

Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

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11 folks are currently checking 👀

Someone yelled “hey, retard!” and I looked back.

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Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

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I personally feel like I have what it takes to become a fossil.

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I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

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Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

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Sometimes I do this fun little thing, where I take the time to write a grocery list, and then I forget it at home.

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We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

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Honestly, I can see why God flooded the Earth that one time.

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I believe that emails are trying to tell us something.

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We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

“Your sock has a hole in it!” Yeah, no shit, that’s how I get my foot in there.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

“Why do I feel like shit all the time?” I ask myself, while staring into the flashlight that tells me bad news.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

Your soulmate wouldn’t do you like that, by the way.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Slack:

You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both.

Shared recently on Threads:

My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

Seen just now on Slack:

Going to IKEA if anyone needs some meatballs.

Shared recently on X:

Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

Going bananas on WeChat:

I look so pretty today. I should go for a walk and let the people enjoy this.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

The first step to recovery is addiction.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

After my funeral, I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone, “Thanks for coming.”

Spotted on Discord:

Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

Breaking via Discord:

Life is like a penis. Sometimes it’s up, sometimes it’s down. But it’s never hard forever.

Making waves on TikTok:

You’re a “haha” girl, and I’m an “lol” guy. It just wouldn’t work.

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