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Long shower. Fresh sheets. Hair braided. Lights off. Candle glowing. Room smells incredible. Airplane crash videos on.

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Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

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That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

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I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

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Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

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When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.

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We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

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Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.

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I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

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I’m not lazy, I’m just highly selective about what I suffer for.

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It doesn’t matter how old you are, when it starts thundering and lightning, you go and sit at the window to watch.

Breaking via Reddit:

Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

Just shared via YouTube:

Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

Spotted on Reddit:

We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

Making waves on Discord:

Hawk o the mornin tuah

Trending via Instagram:

I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Handing over my ID at the post office. The clerk said, “You’ve aged quite a bit since this photo was taken.” I said, “Yes, I had it taken just before I joined this queue.”

Just shared via Pinterest:

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

57 Funny enjoy quotes

Funny enjoy quotes 😄 are the perfect way to sprinkle a little humor and joy into your day! Whether you’re looking for a laugh 😂 to share with friends or a clever saying to brighten up a gloomy morning, these witty gems have got you covered. Dive into a world where words tickle your funny bone and leave you grinning ear to ear. So, buckle up and let the giggles begin! 🎉✨

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I feel bad for those that don’t enjoy their own company. I be having a ball by myself.

31 minutes ago

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You really have to enjoy the way a man is acting in the beginning, because you will never meet that man again.

6 hours ago

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They said, “Enjoy your money because life is short.” Now my money is finished, but I’m still alive.

8 hours ago

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Unpopular opinion: I do enjoy third-wheeling if the couple is fun.

11 hours ago

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The more attention you get on this website, the less you enjoy being on it.

1 day ago

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Boyfriends sound cool and all, but unfortunately, I enjoy not talking for days at a time.

6 days ago

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Life is like a game of chess. I don’t enjoy it very much.

2 weeks ago

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Working your entire life so you can ‘enjoy’ a couple of years when you’re close to death is the biggest scam of all time.

2 weeks ago

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I like listening to podcasts because it’s basically getting to enjoy a conversation without having to participate in it.

1 month ago

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Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

1 month ago

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18 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

35 shares on Telegram this month:

I hate when I get ready too quickly and have to sit on the couch, fully dressed, and wait like an idiot.

69 shares on Snapchat this month:

(british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?

31 shares on TikTok this month:

They say white people don’t have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog, and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.

14 shares on Telegram this month:

My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

52 shares on Threads this month:

I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

29 shares on TikTok this month:

Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.

39 shares on X this month:

How does spaghetti know that I’m wearing light-colored clothes?

99 shares on Discord this month:

Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

11 shares on Threads this month:

Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

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Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

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There should be a website where you post your wishes, and rich people who don’t know what to do with their money give you an anonymous gift.

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Beer is like weed for people with jobs.

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I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

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My dad must pay my monthly cell phone bill as atonement for his original sin of creating my consciousness.

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“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

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A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

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Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

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Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

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lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

My dating checklist is down to “not the Unabomber”.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

I can feel your energy from two planets away.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Like many men my age, my biggest regret is hiring the inexpensive hitman.

Spotted on Messenger:

This meeting could have been an AI summary.

Just shared via Snapchat:

If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

Seen just now on Telegram:

Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Trying to work outside on a laptop is like sunbathing on a melting ice cube.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

Making waves on Pinterest:

I love cute tiny purses, but I’m sad to say I can never be a cute tiny purse girl. I need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere I go, because what if….

Just shared via Snapchat:

If I delete a tweet, I should disappear with it.

Just shared via Facebook:

Nothing says entitlement like a goose family crossing the road.

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