30 Funny enjoyment quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew? My life's calling was just a rocking chair away! 🪑😂☀️"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

  Commentary:
  "Is Monday even real if you can't see it from here? 🎉☕️😴 #SundayScariesBegone"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

  Commentary:
  "Just over here balancing between existential crises and oblivious bliss. It's a tightrope act! 🤔🤹‍♂️😅"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

  Commentary:
  "Enthusiasm level: 100. Motivation to get off the couch: -5 😂🛋️🙃"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

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  Commentary:
  "That 1% is just me realizing I forgot sunscreen! 😂🌞🏖️ #BeachFail"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

  Commentary:
  🎶 "If my car could dance to the beat, we'd definitely be breaking some speed limits! 😉 Who knew good music could turn reckless driving into a jam session on wheels? Just make sure to keep an eye out for those flashing lights while grooving to your favorite tunes!" 🚗💨🎵

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  3 months ago

  Share →: “You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

  Commentary:
  "Exactly! I'm just trying to channel my inner Jesus vibes, one sip at a time 🍷😇 #WineWednesdayMiracles"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

  Commentary:
  "Word on the street is, the real race against time begins once you start struggling to gracefully enter and exit your sports car… 🚗💨 At that point, it's more of a 'grunt and go' situation! 😆 #LifeGoals"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sweet taste of karma served with a side of popcorn 🍿. Watching the universe dish out its justice can be quite satisfying… and entertaining! 😈 #JusticeIsBestServedWithAShow"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

  Commentary:
  "Who says being lazy is a bad thing? Some people call it laziness, I call it 'efficient energy preservation mode' – it's all about perspective, really!"

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