20 Funny enjoyment quotes

Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

Funny Quotes Mar 9, 2025

The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

Funny Quotes Feb 18, 2025

Dancing alone in your home is its own kind of therapy.

Dancing alone in your home is its own kind of therapy.

Funny Quotes Feb 10, 2025

Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Being on a diet isn't so bad if you don't follow it.

Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.

Funny Quotes Feb 4, 2025

I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I'm not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025