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4 days ago
Share →: I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

Commentary:
"Just over here balancing between existential crises and oblivious bliss. It's a tightrope act! 🤔🤹‍♂️😅"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

Commentary:
"Enthusiasm level: 100. Motivation to get off the couch: -5 😂🛋️🙃"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

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Commentary:
"That 1% is just me realizing I forgot sunscreen! 😂🌞🏖️ #BeachFail"
2 months ago
Share →: You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

Commentary:
🎶 "If my car could dance to the beat, we'd definitely be breaking some speed limits! 😉 Who knew good music could turn reckless driving into a jam session on wheels? Just make sure to keep an eye out for those flashing lights while grooving to your favorite tunes!" 🚗💨🎵
2 months ago
Share →: “You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

Commentary:
"Exactly! I'm just trying to channel my inner Jesus vibes, one sip at a time 🍷😇 #WineWednesdayMiracles"
3 months ago
Share →: The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

Commentary:
"Word on the street is, the real race against time begins once you start struggling to gracefully enter and exit your sports car… 🚗💨 At that point, it's more of a 'grunt and go' situation! 😆 #LifeGoals"
3 months ago
Share →: Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet taste of karma served with a side of popcorn 🍿. Watching the universe dish out its justice can be quite satisfying… and entertaining! 😈 #JusticeIsBestServedWithAShow"
3 months ago
Share →: I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

Commentary:
"Who says being lazy is a bad thing? Some people call it laziness, I call it 'efficient energy preservation mode' – it's all about perspective, really!"
3 months ago
Share →: Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

Commentary:
"Who says money can't buy happiness? Just wait till you're sipping cocktails on a tropical beach, then suddenly money starts looking an awful lot like joy in liquid form! 🍹💸😄"
3 months ago
Share →: Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

Commentary:
Oh, the eternal truth of feeling like a homebody disguised as a social butterfly! 🦋🏡 Embrace the joy of going out just so you can have that epic "ahh, I'm finally home" moment. Who needs wild adventures when you have the cozy comfort of your own kingdom, am I right? 👑🛋️