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Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

Hold music is annoyingly scratchy and repetitive on purpose, so you will hang up and stop bothering them.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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615 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,208

Funny Quotes Topics

17,340

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15,208

Dec 30, 2025

3,677

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via WhatsApp:

Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

Going viral on Messenger:

At therapy, saying “Don’t worry about it” to every question.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

Spotted on WeChat:

I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.

Making waves on Facebook:

If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

Just landed via Snapchat:

If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

Seen just now on Telegram:

No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

Going viral on TikTok:

Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

Trending via Discord:

I’m not worried about shattering the illusion, I want to smash it to pieces.

40 Funny enjoyment quotes

Funny enjoyment quotes 😂 are the perfect blend of humor and wisdom, ready to tickle your funny bone 🎉 and brighten your day! Whether you’re in need of a giggle or just want to add a splash of joy to your routine, these witty gems 💡 will have you smiling in no time. Perfect for sharing with friends or keeping to yourself for a quick mood boost, these quotes are tiny doses of delight 😄!

New funny enjoyment quotes 👇

I like listening to podcasts because it’s basically getting to enjoy a conversation without having to participate in it.

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2 weeks ago

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Music just makes living on this earth a little bit more bearable.

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3 weeks ago

bit, Earth, enjoyment, entertainment, humor, just, life, little, living, mood, music, survival
“Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.

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2 months ago

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I look so pretty today. I should go for a walk and let the people enjoy this.

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2 months ago

appearance, confidence, enjoy, enjoyment, humor, i, let, outdoors, people, pretty, self-love, should, today, walk
Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.

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2 months ago

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I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.

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2 months ago

contemplation, enjoyment, fill, i, leisure, life, life perspective, pace, perspective, porch, relaxation, sitting, slow, slow pace
Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

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2 months ago

day, day off, enjoyment, free, free time, fun, i, leisure, love, much, next, no work, oh, relaxation, Sunday, time, weekend, work
I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

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2 months ago

balance, delusion, delusional, enjoy, enjoyment, give, humor, irony, life, little, self-awareness, too
Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

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2 months ago

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Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

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2 months ago

1, activity, beach, enjoying, enjoyment, fun, fun activity, getting, going, humor, preparation, ready

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Social Media Stars ⭐

41 shares on YouTube this month:

Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

98 shares on Pinterest this month:

Walmart was wild as hell today, so I fit right in.

24 shares on Telegram this month:

I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

61 shares on Threads this month:

Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

71 shares on Discord this month:

Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.

91 shares on YouTube this month:

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

100 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

80 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

39 shares on Threads this month:

Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

23 shares on Twitch this month:

They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

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Hot Jokes 💥

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I need the youth to start reading. Even if it’s the tag on your underwear. Read it.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.

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Probably always gonna be the weirdo that believes in magic.

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Praying none of y’all are unwrapping podcast equipment.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.

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I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

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I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

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My budget for this month is a smile, and I don’t know how long that will last.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

615 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,208

Funny Quotes Topics

17,340

Funny Quotes Images

15,208

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Dec 30, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Do you mind if I wear my black T-shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment?

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

Not now, kitten. Mommy’s destroying and betraying herself for nothing.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Messenger:

Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I can’t believe we became the adults in the most unaffordable period in history.

Broadcasted on Discord:

If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

Live now on Snapchat:

Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

Just shared via TikTok:

I’ve come to the conclusion that my guardian angel is very possessive about me.

Going viral on X:

The brand name Oral B is so funny to me. WTF does the B stand for?

Just shared via Pinterest:

If a billionaire is telling you to vote for someone, it’s probably in your best interest to vote for the other person.

Shared recently on Telegram:

That thing they say about getting drunk with the love of your life in a walkable city is no joke. It hits like crack.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Sometimes I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear as bubbles over our heads.

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