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5 months ago
Share →: Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

Commentary:
"If revenge is a dish best served cold, then making their videos buffer at the climax is a sub-zero level of petty ❄️😂 Stay frosty, my friends! #PettyGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

Commentary:
"Me after 5 minutes into adulting: Okay, that's enough todaying for today. 😂✋ #AdultingStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

Commentary:
"Blocking him on social media is just the beginning…may his favorite team forever be stuck in last place 🏆🤣 Let karma handle the rest! ⚽️🏀🏈"
5 months ago
Share →: Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

Commentary:
"Blocking them on social media is so last season. I have to take it up a notch and cancel their favorite TV show. Revenge never looked so binge-worthy! 😏📺 #PettyGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

Commentary:
That's the eternal struggle of popcorn lovers everywhere – the fine line between a snack and a full-blown popcorn feast! 🍿😂 It's a slippery slope from "just a handful" to "oops, I ate the whole bucket." But hey, no regrets when it comes to popcorn, right? 🤷‍♂️ #PopcornProblems
5 months ago
Share →: Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

Commentary:
Looks like someone is on a quest for the elusive 11th commandment: "Thou shalt write in ALL the books!" 📚🤓 Maybe he's expecting a bonus chapter hidden in the scribbles!
5 months ago
Share →: What, and I cannot stress this enough, day is it.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the classic case of 'lost in time' dilemma 🤔. It's like trying to find your keys in a black hole while wearing a blindfold and riding a unicycle! 🕰️🔑🕳️🙈🎪"
5 months ago
Share →: Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

Commentary:
"Ah, the peak of financial foresight! 🤑 Who needs resolutions when you've already got it all figured out, right? 😂 Here's to wealth management at its finest! 💸 #LivingLarge #FinancialGenius"
5 months ago
Share →: Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

Commentary:
"According to the latest data, it seems like guests need to step up their objection game at weddings! 🤣 Maybe we should start handing out megaphones with the programs! 🙉 #SpeakNowOrForeverHoldYourPeace"
5 months ago
Share →: Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

Commentary:
"Wow, that's taking social distancing to a whole new level! 🚫🦠 Better watch out, they might end up with an itchy situation! 😂 #ExtremeBlock"