48 Funny enough quotes

Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie.

Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I'm old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.

I’m old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

If you steal enough FitBits, they’ll just give you one for your ankle.

If you steal enough FitBits, they’ll just give you one for your ankle.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can't they make one for my house?

If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025