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3 months ago
Share →: Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

Commentary:
Ah, the good ol' days of TV aerobics! 💪📺 Those were the times when remote controls were our own two feet, and the ultimate challenge was trying to find the perfect spot for that perfect reception! 🚶‍♂️📡 Let's just say, we've come a long way since the days of channel-surfing marathons and accidental exercise routines! 😂 #ThrowbackTech #TVFitnessGoals 🚶‍
4 months ago
Share →: According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

Commentary:
"Who knew bacon could be the ultimate indicator of household size? 🥓👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Better start setting up the extra dinner table and chairs! 🍴🤣 #BaconBlessings #FeedingtheVillage"
4 months ago
Share →: When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

Commentary:
"Ah, the perplexing paradox of modern slang! When 'cray-cray' meets 'vom-vom,' it's a linguistic rollercoaster that might just leave you feeling a bit queasy. So, next time someone drops a 'cray-cray,' be sure to keep your 'vom-vom' at bay!"
4 months ago
Share →: Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

Commentary:
"Mr. Beast – the human embodiment of Dubai! 💸✨ Just when you thought the extravagance couldn't get any bigger, here comes Mr. Beast shining brighter than the city lights! 💰🌆 #LivingLarge"
5 months ago
Share →: Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

Commentary:
🤣💉 "Cartoons really do have a way of glamorizing the most unusual things! Although getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork might look nonchalant on TV, I definitely wouldn't volunteer as tribute to test out that theory myself! 🍑🍴"
5 months ago
Share →: Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

Commentary:
Well, it seems like the only thing hotter than the core of a nuclear reactor is the drama unfolding before our eyes! Jesus take the wheel, because this meltdown is reaching Chernobyl levels of intensity. Someone call the firefighters, we've got a situation hotter than a reactor core here!
5 months ago
Share →: I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

Commentary:
🤧💔 "Goodbye cruel world, for I have a cold and apparently that's the end of the line for me. Farewell, tissues and chicken soup, it's been real." 😂👋
5 months ago
Share →: I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.

Commentary:
"Wow, someone call the Exaggeration Police 🚔 because we've got a rare species here! It's been a million years since they last stretched the truth! 🤥😂"
5 months ago
Share →: You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

Commentary:
"When that dust bunny transforms into an eight-legged ninja, it's time to reevaluate your badass status 🕷️😱 #UnexpectedPlotTwist"
6 months ago
Share →: Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

Commentary:
"Remember, perfume is meant to make heads turn, not make heads roll! 🐤💨💀"