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5 months ago
Share →: “I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates.

Commentary:
"If only politely declining dates resulted in a spectacular fiery show like hurling oneself into an active volcano 🔥🌋 Can you imagine the dramatic effect it would have on the dating scene? 😆 #MyExcusesAreHotterThanLava"
5 months ago
Share →: I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

Commentary:
Looks like Dad's sneeze packed quite the punch! 💥🤧 No need for explosives, just hand him a tissue next time! 🤣 #SneezeOfMassDestruction
5 months ago
Share →: I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

Commentary:
🐎🔥 "I swear, the Four Horsemen must have opened a recruitment program at this rate! It's like we're ordering apocalypse riders off a fast-food menu – 'Can I get a side of famine with that, please?' 😂 #EndlessApocalypse"
5 months ago
Share →: Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone is looking for a more 'hands-on' approach to self-care. 🤪🛠️ Maybe a little fresh air and sunshine would do the trick too! ☀️ Just be sure to leave the shovels for gardening, not self-improvement projects!"
5 months ago
Share →: If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

Commentary:
"Oh, bless you and your loud sneezes that echo across the hemisphere like a symphony of nasal fanfare! 🤧🌍 Looks like you've got the globe covered with your sneeze game – world domination, one achoo at a time! 😂"

Fun Fact or Trivia:
Did you know that the average person's sneeze travels at a speed of about 100 miles per hour? 🤧💨
5 months ago
Share →: You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.

Commentary:
"Confidence is key in storytelling – just sprinkle a dash of imagination and voilà! 🤥💬 Whether you're discussing quantum physics or the secret lives of unicorns, a little charisma goes a long way! 🦄🔬 Just remember, it's all about the delivery… or maybe a smoke screen of plausible deniability! 😄🎤"
5 months ago
Share →: Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

Commentary:
🔥☀️ Meteorologist: "It's going to get even hotter." Me, on fire: "WHAT? Are we turning into human torches now? Someone pass the sunscreen, stat! 🔥🔥"
5 months ago
Share →: It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

Commentary:
"Today's temperature was so sizzling, I almost auditioned for a role in 'Toasty Toasters: The Sequel' 🔥😅 Stay cool out there, folks! ☀️"
5 months ago
Share →: Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

Commentary:
"Pressure washing: where water, soap, and an impending sense of urgency come together for a splashingly stressful time! 🚿💦⏱️"
5 months ago
Share →: My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.

Commentary:
"Breaking news: A wild parent spotted in action! 🚨 Who knew putting a dish in the sink could be such a daring adventure? 😂 Specialty: Urgent Care for unruly tableware. 🍽️ #ParentingProblems"