21 Funny expensive quotes

My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

The most expensive clothing you'll ever wear is a hospital gown.

The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.

Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025