25 Funny expensive quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

  Commentary:
  Irony level: 💎💰 Apply generously… with a side of financial panic! 😂💸

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew my bank account's arch-nemesis would be a humble tomato in disguise? 🍅💸 #KetchupAddict"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

  Commentary:
  "Therapy bills piling up? 🤑 Just take a stroll in the woods and play hide and seek with society! 🌲 Who needs a therapist when you have nature's embrace? 😂 #LostAndLovingIt"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew just staying alive would require a monthly subscription fee? 💸💰 Living the expensive life one day at a time!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

  Commentary:
  "Story of my life: the things I love always have commitment issues. 💸🚔📱 #expensive #badboyfriendmaterial"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

  Commentary:
  "Clearly, I have a special talent for turning my expensive glasses into everyday objects… who knew haute couture could also be an accessory to misplace! 👓💸 #ClumsyChic"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a designer wardrobe when you can rock a hospital gown like a runway model? 💁‍♂️💸 Just remember, it's all about the accessories – like those stylish backless ties! 😂👗 #FashionStatement #HospitalChic"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

  Commentary:
  Looks like the egg decided to play hard-to-get 🍳😂 No wonder it costs a pretty penny to have Eggs Benedict served up all fancy! Who knew breakfast could be such a high-maintenance diva? 😉

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, it appears someone got the gourmet chocolate upgrade in the game of Life! 🍫💰 Who knew that chasing dreams would come with a side of sticker shock? Don't worry, you're not alone in this bougie box of surprises! 😄 #LifeGoals #ChocolateWoes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

  Commentary:
  "Life is the ultimate 'pay to play' game… but where's the refund policy? 🤑😂 Hang in there, hopefully the sequel is more fun! 🎮😜"

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