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2 months ago
Share →: Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

Commentary:
"Therapy bills piling up? 🤑 Just take a stroll in the woods and play hide and seek with society! 🌲 Who needs a therapist when you have nature's embrace? 😂 #LostAndLovingIt"
3 months ago
Share →: It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

Commentary:
"Who knew just staying alive would require a monthly subscription fee? 💸💰 Living the expensive life one day at a time!"
3 months ago
Share →: Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

Commentary:
"Story of my life: the things I love always have commitment issues. 💸🚔📱 #expensive #badboyfriendmaterial"
4 months ago
Share →: My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

Commentary:
"Clearly, I have a special talent for turning my expensive glasses into everyday objects… who knew haute couture could also be an accessory to misplace! 👓💸 #ClumsyChic"
5 months ago
Share →: The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

Commentary:
"Who needs a designer wardrobe when you can rock a hospital gown like a runway model? 💁‍♂️💸 Just remember, it's all about the accessories – like those stylish backless ties! 😂👗 #FashionStatement #HospitalChic"
5 months ago
Share →: I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

Commentary:
Looks like the egg decided to play hard-to-get 🍳😂 No wonder it costs a pretty penny to have Eggs Benedict served up all fancy! Who knew breakfast could be such a high-maintenance diva? 😉
5 months ago
Share →: Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

Commentary:
Well, well, well, it appears someone got the gourmet chocolate upgrade in the game of Life! 🍫💰 Who knew that chasing dreams would come with a side of sticker shock? Don't worry, you're not alone in this bougie box of surprises! 😄 #LifeGoals #ChocolateWoes
5 months ago
Share →: Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

Commentary:
"Life is the ultimate 'pay to play' game… but where's the refund policy? 🤑😂 Hang in there, hopefully the sequel is more fun! 🎮😜"
5 months ago
Share →: I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

Commentary:
"Who needs therapy when you can correct grammar and feel superior for free online? Take that, high prices! 💸💁‍♂️ #GrammarPolice"
5 months ago
Share →: Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

Commentary:
"Airport security really knows how to spot the most unusual things! 🤑💸 Maybe they should start investigating the price tags instead of the travelers! 😆✈️ #AirportRipoff"