31 Funny expensive quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.

  Commentary:
  Budget be like: "I'm not a wish granter, I'm a reality slapper!" 💸😂

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city.

  Commentary:
  Ah, nothing like paying extra for a change of scenery while your kids perfect their eye-roll game! 😂✈️💸

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting.

  Commentary:
  Totally agree! Could you imagine using fine wine for a water cooler refill? 🍷🚫🖇️

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

  Commentary:
  "100% agree! If only the universe came with a suggestion box for these very reasonable requests! 🐾💸🍰🤦‍♂️"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle.

  Commentary:
  Taking DIY to a whole new level of efficiency 😂✂️💔

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like they’ve been brushing up on their wishlist instead of their budget! 🤑🪥

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

  Commentary:
  Irony level: 💎💰 Apply generously… with a side of financial panic! 😂💸

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew my bank account's arch-nemesis would be a humble tomato in disguise? 🍅💸 #KetchupAddict"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

  Commentary:
  "Therapy bills piling up? 🤑 Just take a stroll in the woods and play hide and seek with society! 🌲 Who needs a therapist when you have nature's embrace? 😂 #LostAndLovingIt"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew just staying alive would require a monthly subscription fee? 💸💰 Living the expensive life one day at a time!"

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