39 Funny expensive quotes

• I have to work because the baby is expensive. (I’m the baby.)

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  1 month ago

  adulting, baby, expense, expensive, humor, i, money, responsibility, self-deprecating, work

• Shout out to the people getting $400 hotel rooms on Feb 14th to do the same two positions they do at home.

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  2 months ago

  14th, couple, day, expensive, getting, home, hotel, hotel room, humor, people, position, positions, relationship, room, rooms, same, sex, sex position, shout, travel, valentine’s, Valentine’s Day

• Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting.

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  2 months ago

  body, corporate, expensive, feels, fragrance, full, humor, office, perfume, scent, setting, should, under, waste, weight, work

• I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

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  2 months ago

  cake, complaint, expense, expensive, fat, humor, i, life, lived, longer, people, pet, pets, weight, wish

• Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle.

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  2 months ago

  bit, breakup, call, divorce, expense, expensive, humor, just, marriage, middle, relationship, skip, stress

• My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

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  2 months ago

  afford, affordability, buy, expensive, expensive taste, humor, own, parenting, someone, taste, teenager, teenager humor, toothpaste

• I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

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  2 months ago

  advertising, application, beauty, consumer, consumer humor, course, expensive, humor, i, love, luxury, luxury products, products, sarcasm, say, skincare

• Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

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  2 months ago

  addiction, expensive, food, food humor, growing, here, humor, i, ketchup, lifestyle, me, money, obsession, relatable, ruin, think

• Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

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  2 months ago

  adventure, again, being, escape, expensive, free, getting, health, humor, lost, mental, mental health, never, seen, therapy, wilderness, woods

• It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

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  2 months ago

  alive, cost, expense, expensive, getting, humor, life, reality, sarcasm

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