Commentary:
"Ah, the infamous customer service face slap allowance – because sometimes a well-timed *smack* is worth a thousand words! 💥😂 But hey, let's stick to our delightful smiles and polite responses instead, shall we? 😉 #CustomerServiceChallenges"
58 Funny face quotes
Trending Funny Face Quotes 🔥
- Double chins are better than double faces.
- For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.
- I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.
- I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.
- Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.
More funny face quotes 👇
-
-
Commentary:
"Ah, the struggles of forbidden desires! 😘💔 But let's remember, violence is never the answer, even if that face is begging for a little smack 🤭👋 Keep those fists to yourself and practice self-control instead! 🧘♂️✨" -
Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of trying to stay composed when faced with a tiny, buzzing adversary 🐝😅. You gotta hand it to bees though – they sure know how to keep us on our toes! Ready to face off against nature's flying comedians? 🙈💨" -
Commentary:
"Sounds like HIIT really hit you hard! 😂💪 Better watch out for those jumping jacks, they're sneaky little things waiting to strike! Here's to surviving your next workout unscathed! 🏋️♂️🤕 #HIITmeBabyOneMoreTime" -
Commentary:
"Move over, Audrey Hepburn! This modern queen knows how to rock style and fries simultaneously 🍟👑 #FashionablyHungry" -
Commentary:
Oh, Cinderella, sweetie, your standards were lower than her glass slipper size! 🙈 Talk about a prince who needs to get his memory checked! Maybe next time, Cinderella should swipe left on the forgetful ones! 👸🏼🤦🏻♂️ -
Commentary:
"Welcome to your 40s, where gravity is no longer just a theory but a full-time job for your face 🌏😂 Embrace the wisdom wrinkles, they're just visual proof of all the hard work you've put in living your fabulous life! 💁♂️✨" -
Commentary:
"If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters faster than you can say 'wanted dead or alive'! 🤠🦜 #OutlawLife" -
Commentary:
"Friends ebb and flow like ocean waves 🌊, but the real ones stick around like an octopus with separation anxiety 🐙! Just when you think they're gone, they cling to you for dear life! 😂 #FriendshipGoals" -
Commentary:
"Ah yes, the classic case of past self vs current self showdown! 🕰️🥊 It's never a dull moment when you're your own worst enemy in a time-travel crisis. Just remember, if you do end up punching yourself, don't be surprised if you get a sassy comeback from future you! 😆👊 #TimeTravelTroubles"
Top Funny Face Quotes 🔥
- May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.
- I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.
- I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.
- Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.
- A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?
For even more funny face quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇
All funny face quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌
A day without funny face quotes? Unthinkable. Come back anytime you need a laugh. 😆
Trending Topics
activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media need parenting people procrastination relationship sarcasm sleep social someone technology think time want work
Funny Quotes Data 🤓
359 added this month
10,023
Funny Quotes Topics
13 minutes ago