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4 months ago
Share →: You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of modern technology – where a simple printing task has the power to turn your day from 'picture-perfect' to 'paper jammed' in a matter of seconds. It's like the universe's way of reminding us that even in the digital age, there's always room for a little chaos and frustration. Who knew a printer could have such a knack for bringing us back down to Earth?"
4 months ago
Share →: You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old technique of sparking quick responses from females – just start a friendly argument and watch the messages fly in faster than you can say 'oops'!"
4 months ago
Share →: What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old question of Tom Cruise and his need for speed! It's like trying to choose between a race car and a cheetah on caffeine. With his running skills, he could probably outrun a speeding bullet train. So, what's your pick? 'Mission: Impossible'? 'Minority Report'? Or maybe the classic 'Top Gun' where he runs with the wind beneath his wings? Whichever it is, just remember, in the world of Tom Cruise, the
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'I-know-this-is-bad-for-me-but-it-tastes-so-good' dilemma brought to you by Taco Bell 🌮! Looks like your body is seeking some spicy punishment with a side of regret 😂. Remember, everything in moderation…except maybe the Baja Blast freeze 🥤. Just kidding, treat yourself! 💃"
5 months ago
Share →: All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

Commentary:
"Because who needs a leaning tower of beef when you can have a glorious beefy pancake instead? 🍔🥞 #BringOnTheWideBurgers"
5 months ago
Share →: Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

Commentary:
"Sorry to spin out of your hate radius! 🌀💨 Maybe my spinning chair is just dodging all the negativity coming my way! 😄 #OfficeOlympics"
5 months ago
Share →: Of course I intermittently fast. That’s when I sleep.

Commentary:
"Ah, the most cherished form of intermittent fasting – sleep! 💤 Who knew we were all unintentional experts in fasting? 😂 #IntermittentSleepFasting"
5 months ago
Share →: I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast it had to be done by Elvis.

Commentary:
Well, you have to admit, only Elvis could make marriage seem as electrifying as a Vegas show 🕺🎲💒 Who wouldn't want to say "I do" with a side of "Love Me Tender" and a sprinkle of sequins? Thank you, thank you very much! 🕺🕺🎶
5 months ago
Share →: Quickie so fast, it’s called secs.

Commentary:
"Talk about efficiency in the bedroom! 😂 When you're in a hurry, why settle for a 'quickie' when you can have a 'secs'? Just remember, time is of the essence! ⏱️😜"
5 months ago
Share →: I need an emergency cheeseburger.

Commentary:
"Who knew cheeseburgers had a 911 hotline?! 🍔🚨 Quick, someone call the burger police! This is a code 'hangry' situation in progress! 😂"