Funny quotes feet

13 Funny feet quotes

A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

3 months ago

If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

3 months ago

I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

3 months ago

No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

3 months ago

I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

3 months ago

I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

3 months ago

I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

3 months ago

After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

3 months ago

It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

3 months ago

If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

3 months ago

The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

3 months ago

According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

3 months ago

Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

3 months ago