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34 Funny follow quotes

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Follow your dreams – ideally in a field that will still require humans when you graduate.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

β€œFollow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like β€œabandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

Posted on6 months ago

If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

Posted on6 months ago

Cats are probably like: Oh, I should follow you on Litterboxd.

Posted onFeb 28, 2025Feb 28, 2025

I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.

Posted onFeb 20, 2025Feb 20, 2025

Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.

Posted onFeb 4, 2025Feb 4, 2025

I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

Posted onFeb 2, 2025Feb 2, 2025

At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

Posted onJan 25, 20252 months ago

Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

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