41 Funny follow quotes

• Best thing about TikTok is you literally don’t need to follow anyone to have a good time.

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  2 months ago

  anyone, best, entertainment, follow, follower, fun, good, humor, literally, media, need, social, social media, thing, TikTok, time, video

• When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

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  2 months ago

  animal, animals, around, attention, behavior, care, communication, cute, follow, following, gratitude, interaction, lead, pet, pet behavior, place, still, sure, thank, turning, yes

• Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

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  2 months ago

  advice, balance, brain, caution, decision, decision making, follow, heart, humor, making, take, wisdom

• “Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

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  2 months ago

  advice, bias, cognitive, cognitive bias, decision, decision making, follow, heart, humor, making, self-awareness, sort, yourself

• Sex before marriage is a sin unless you do it doggy style, because all dogs go to heaven. Follow me for more biblical loopholes.

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  2 months ago

  before, biblical, biblical loophole, dog, doggy, doggy style, dogs, follow, heaven, humor, joke, loophole, marriage, me, sex, sin, style

• The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

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  2 months ago

  birthday, cake, celebration, follow, friends, friendship, fun, hack, humor, joke, life, life hack, me, means, party

• When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

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  2 months ago

  body, burial, crime, endangered, follow, gardening, humor, illegal, joke, me, plant, tip

• If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

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  2 months ago

  conversation, eavesdrop, follow, humor, interaction, just, loud, neighbor, rude, social, social interaction, talk

• Cats are probably like: Oh, I should follow you on Litterboxd.

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  2 months ago

  cat, cats, follow, humor, i, Litterboxd, oh, pets, should

• I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

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  2 months ago

  back, diet, fitness, follow, humor, irony, loss, media, social, social media, unfollow, weight, weight loss

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