Funny food delivery quotes

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  7 hours ago

  Share →: Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).

  Commentary:
  When you're a master chef in your own kitchen and somehow broke at the same time 🥑💸👩‍🍳.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

  Commentary:
  "Uber Eats' 'you forgot to finish your order' notification is like a gentle reminder that maybe, just maybe, binge-eating a family-sized pizza and five desserts was not the best life choice 🍕🍰🚫 #Oops #FoodRegrets"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that driving could be so tasty? 🚗🍛 Next time you see a curryer on the road, make way for some delicious deliveries! 😄 #CurryOnTheGo"

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  Jan 23, 2025

  Share →: I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about a creative twist on 'delivery'! 🍳🚫 Who needs pizza when you can have a house omelette, right? 🏠🍳 Just make sure to add some cheese for that extra curb appeal! 🧀😂 #SmallTownProblems"

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  Jan 23, 2025

  Share →: I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs dating apps when you can swipe right on a delicious meal? 🍔🚗 Let's be real, food delivery folks bring joy and sustenance straight to your doorstep – they truly deliver in more ways than one! 😄🍕 #FoodOverDudes"

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  Jan 22, 2025

  Share →: Tinder is a food delivery app if you’re good at it.

  Commentary:
  "Swipe right for that delicious meal! 🍔🔥 Who needs takeout when you can find your perfect match and have them deliver food to your heart (and stomach) with just a tap? Bon appétit and happy swiping! 📱❤️"

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