Funny food delivery quotes

• The miracle of DoorDash is that I just pick up my phone, punch a few things into it, and within half an hour I have, at my door, a $52 salad.

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  4 weeks ago

  convenience, delivery, door, DoorDash, food, food delivery, half, hour, humor, i, just, miracle, phone, pick, punch, salad, spending, technology, things

• Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

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  2 months ago

  came, decision, delivery, eats, finish, food, food delivery, forget, forgot, humor, i, just, notification, order, realization, senses, Uber

• A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.

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  2 months ago

  curryer, delivery, driver, food, food delivery, humor, indian, Indian food, pun

• I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

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  2 months ago

  childhood, delivery, egging, food, food delivery, house, humor, i, life, rural, rural life, small, small town, someone, thing, town

• I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

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  2 months ago

  am, car, dating, delivery, done, food, food delivery, humor, job, people, priorities, relationships, sites

• Tinder is a food delivery app if you’re good at it.

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  2 months ago

  app, date, dating, dating app, delivery, food, food delivery, good, humor, online, online dating, relationship, Tinder

• Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).

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  5 months ago

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