13 Funny gone quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like cannons finally got the memo about 'peace and love' 🕊️💥. Who knew they could have a change of heart? Or maybe they just aim for targets that aren't moving 🤷‍♂️🎯. Either way, RIP to the good ol' days of being a cannon operator. Your job prospects have truly 'shot' down 🤣🔫."

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

  Commentary:
  "Teach a man to fish, and… let's hope he doesn't forget to pack his fishing rod this time! 🎣 Don't leave your fishy fate in the hands of forgetfulness, folks! 🐠"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the female brain – akin to the internet, where nothing truly disappears! 🤯🙈 It's like trying to erase that embarrassing photo from your phone, only for it to resurface at the most inconvenient moment! 📸💥 So remember, be careful what you input into the female brain – it has a mind of its own! 😉💭

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