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"Teach a man to fish, and… let's hope he doesn't forget to pack his fishing rod this time! 🎣 Don't leave your fishy fate in the hands of forgetfulness, folks! 🐠"
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- Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.
- The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.
- The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.
- A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.
- I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.
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Oh, the female brain – akin to the internet, where nothing truly disappears! 🤯🙈 It's like trying to erase that embarrassing photo from your phone, only for it to resurface at the most inconvenient moment! 📸💥 So remember, be careful what you input into the female brain – it has a mind of its own! 😉💭
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- Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.
- The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.
- The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.
- A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.
- I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.
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