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64 Funny hear quotes

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

Funny Quotes Mar 29, 2025

I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

Funny Quotes Mar 20, 2025

I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

Funny Quotes Mar 15, 2025

How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

Funny Quotes Mar 11, 2025

I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

Funny Quotes Mar 9, 2025

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

Funny Quotes Feb 22, 2025

Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

Funny Quotes Feb 19, 2025

I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

Funny Quotes Feb 17, 2025

I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

Funny Quotes Feb 12, 2025

Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025