106 Funny hear quotes

• All these self-driving vehicles… It’s only a matter of time before we hear a country song about his truck leaving him.

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  2 weeks ago

  before, breakup, country, country song, hear, humor, leaving, matter, only, self-driving, self-driving vehicle, song, time, truck, vehicle

• My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking and not hear a damn word you said.

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  3 weeks ago

  communication, dead, distraction, face, hear, humor, i, listening, said, sarcasm, stare, superpower, talking, while, word

• I just love the lack of privacy in the pharmacy line. Just standing there shouting out my name, date of birth, and exactly what is wrong with me for the world to hear.

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  3 weeks ago

  birth, date, date of birth, exactly, health, hear, humor, i, information, just, lack, line, love, me, name, personal, personal information, pharmacy, pharmacy line, privacy, public, shouting, standing, world, wrong

• It scares me when you stay up late, like 3 a.m., and you hear a car go down the road, like, where are you going?

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  4 weeks ago

  3, 3 a.m., a.m., am, car, fear, going, hear, late, late night, me, night, night sound, road, sound, stay, staying, staying up late, where

• Unless it’s manic, I don’t want to hear about your Monday.

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  4 weeks ago

  attitude, complaint, hear, humor, i, manic, Monday, want

• I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

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  2 months ago

  communication, exactly, hear, hearing, humor, i, irony, know, message, needs, people, phrase, say, think

• What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

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  2 months ago

  choice, decision, dispatch, event, feeling, FOMO, going, going out, hear, humor, knowing, once, opposite, regret, right, social, social event, somewhere

• If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

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  2 months ago

  Funny, head, health, hear, humor, joke, mental, mental health, personality, should, think, voice, voices

• Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

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  2 months ago

  actually, awkward, awkward situation, doing, ear, eavesdropping, funny question, hear, hell, hold, humor, know, leg, question, say, situation, stranger, strangers

• I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need a special occasion to buy a cake.

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  2 months ago

  advice, buy, cake, celebration, hear, humor, i, indulgence, know, motivation, need, needs, occasion, special, special occasion, treat

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