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65 Funny hear quotes

I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

2 weeks ago

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

4 weeks ago

I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

1 month ago

I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

1 month ago

I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

1 month ago

How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

1 month ago

I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

2 months ago

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

2 months ago

Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

2 months ago

I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

2 months ago

I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

2 months ago

Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

3 months ago

Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

3 months ago

That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

3 months ago

If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

3 months ago

ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

3 months ago

I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

3 months ago

I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”

3 months ago

When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

3 months ago

I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

3 months ago