111 Funny hear quotes

• I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your clothes are still in the washing machine.

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  3 minutes ago

  clothes, hear, i, know, laundry, machine, needs, procrastination, reminder, still, washing, washing machine

• Don’t mispronounce anything next to me and think I didn’t hear it.

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  1 hour ago

  anything, communication, hear, hearing, humor, i, language, listening, me, mispronunciation, next, think

• One of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud-ass noise in the middle of the night.

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  5 hours ago

  another, around, benefit, benefits, cat, confusion, creature, having, hear, middle, most, night, noise, pet, random, underrated

• I fall in love with a song and play it until I absolutely don’t wanna hear it no more.

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  5 hours ago

  absolutely, fall, hear, humor, i, love, music, obsession, play, repetition, song

• I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw away your disgusting dish sponge.

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  8 hours ago

  advice, away, cleaning, disgusting, dish, dish sponge, hear, hygiene, i, kitchen, know, needs, sponge, throw

• Unless I ask, I genuinely don’t care to hear other people’s opinions on my life. It’s almost a pet peeve, really.

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  9 hours ago

  almost, annoyance, ask, boundary, care, hear, honesty, i, interaction, life, opinion, opinions, peeve, personal, personal life, pet, pet peeve, social, social interaction

• The words I can’t wait to hear someday, “I’m sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.”

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  9 hours ago

  apology, everything, family, hear, humor, i, mom, parent, patience, realization, right, someday, sorry, truth, wait, words

• You’ll pay good money to hear a comedian say something offensive, but when I say it for free, I’m the bad guy.

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  10 hours ago

  bad, bad guy, comedian, double, double standard, free, good, guy, hear, humor, i, money, offensive, pay, say, something, standard

• I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that much caffeine can’t be good for you.

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  14 hours ago

  advice, caffeine, coffee, energy, good, health, hear, humor, i, know, much, needs, warning

• I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you’re at the grocery store or restaurant.

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  15 hours ago

  advice, care, dog, funny advice, grocery, grocery store, hear, home, hour, humor, i, know, needs, pet, pet care, restaurant, stay, store

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