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"BRB, practicing my tuck-and-roll exit for maximum storytelling potential 🏃♂️🤣 #TreadmillTales"
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- I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.
- Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.
- Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.
- Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.
- As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!
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"Maybe everyone's switched to Bluetooth hiccups… wireless and soundless! 🤫😂📡" -
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"When the mango's juicier than your gossip… 🤫🥭😂" -
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"Guess my PJs are practicing social distancing from drama! 😆🛌🚫🗣️" -
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"Attention: The Bed Monsters Union has filed a grievance due to unsafe working conditions. 🛌🧹😂" -
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"Public speaker (phone) of the year goes to… no one! 🙉📢🚫😂" -
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"When you tell your cat a secret and they silently judge you instead of offering advice. 🐱🙀💬" -
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"When a tree falls in the forest, it makes a sound. When a husband speaks without his wife around… the sound is 'just kidding!'" 😅🌲🗣️ -
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Definitely! Here's a fun comment you can use:"Better yet, focus on your own adorable chaos! 😄👶🙃"
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Well, talk about emotional baggage with your snacks! 🍇😭 Next time I munch on some grapes, I’ll wonder if I’m auditioning for a quinoa family drama. 🍇🎭 Who knew fruit could be so H O T! 🍇🔥 Stay safe, and maybe keep the grapes away from the melodramatic orchard. 😉
Top Funny Hear Quotes 🔥
- Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.
- I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.
- Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.
- If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.
- I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.
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