Funny helping quotes

• Currently helping my nephew look for his M&M’s that I ate yesterday.

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  10 hours ago

  candy, child, eating, family, helping, humor, i, lie, M&M, nephew, search, snack, yesterday

• I lied, there is no sex. You’re helping me repot plants.

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  1 day ago

  excuse, gardening, helping, humor, i, joke, lie, me, plant, plants, relationship, repot, sex

• It’s important to follow your significant other around the grocery store, not helping, and only hovering like the specter of death.

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  6 days ago

  around, death, follow, following, grocery, grocery store, helping, hovering, humor, important, only, relationship, shopping, significant, significant other, specter, specter of death, stalking, store

• I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

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  2 months ago

  commentary, digital, digital life, helping, humor, i, internet, irony, life, online, seems, should, social, social commentary, society, spend, technology, think, time, try

• The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

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  2 months ago

  autonomy, behavior, bodily, bodily autonomy, concept, dominance, everyday, everyday humor, hand, hand dominance, hands, helping, hilarious, human, human behavior, humor, just, me, observation, personality, personality traits, playful, playful observation, traits

• If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

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  2 months ago

  extra, extraordinary, great, helping, humor, irony, just, life, ordinary, perspective, simplicity, think

• On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

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  2 months ago

  chores, dishes, downside, help, helping, humor, kids, parenting, upside

• “I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.

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  2 months ago

  assistance, bored, boredom, help, helping, humor, sarcasm, search, sure, translation, turn

• If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

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  2 months ago

  basketball, business, championships, helping, humor, i, local, order, spirit, sports, team, team spirit, teen, teen wolf, transformation, wolf

• I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

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  3 months ago

  activity, advice, helping, humor, much, shouting, sofa, sport, summer, tiring

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