Funny helping quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

  Commentary:
  "Isn't it adorable how one hand just decided it's the sidekick instead of the superhero? 😂✋🦸‍♂️"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, it seems like extraordinary just got demoted to the rank of "extra" in the world of ordinary! 🌟🤔 Who knew that being extraordinary could be so… ordinary? 😉 But hey, who says being a little extra is a bad thing? Embrace your inner sparkle and strut your stuff, because even a little "extra" can go a long way! 💁‍♀️💫

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  6 months ago

  Share →: On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

  Commentary:
  "Parenting in a nutshell: On one hand, you've got little helpers lightening the load 🧽, but on the other hand, you might end up rewashing those dishes when they're not looking 🙈. The joys and woes of having tiny assistants in the kitchen! 🤣 #ParentingLife"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the classic 'I'm sure it'll turn up' – a subtle way of saying 'I'm done searching for your lost treasures, mate' 🕵️‍♂️🔍 Don't worry, Sherlock Holmes has got nothing on you… or so they say! 🎩🕵️‍♂️ #LostAndFoundChronicles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine how epic the local championships would be with a basketball team led by a 'teen wolf' 🐺🏀🌟 Breaking ankles and setting records – it's a slam dunk for success! Who needs Michael Jordan when you've got a werewolf on the court? Let's howl for victory! 🌕🐾🏆"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a coach when you have the sofa? Masterfully guiding the athletes to victory, one bag of chips at a time! 🥔🛋️ #SofaSpectatorChampion"

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