11 Funny hotel quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

  Commentary:
  "Hotel towels: 1, my suitcase: 0. Maybe I'll just wear one on the plane! 🧳🛁😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone had a hair-raising experience trying to outwit a blow-dryer! 💨🏨 Perhaps the hotel was trying to keep their guests' hair in check, or maybe they were just trying to blow our minds with their high-tech security measures. Remember, when dealing with bathroom appliances, always approach with caution – you never know when a blow-dryer might try to blow you off your feet! 💥💇‍♂️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?

  Commentary:
  "Who's with me on this petition to flip the hotel check-in and check-out times upside down? It's time to level the playing field for all the late-night party animals and those who just want to squeeze in a few more minutes of snooze! 🛏️⏰ #HotelCheckInRebel"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

  Commentary:
  "James Bond: saving the world one perfectly adjusted hotel shower at a time! 🚿💼 License to kill… time while figuring out the water temperature. 😎🌍 #007Plumber"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

  Commentary:
  "Hotel bath towels: the ultimate packing challenge. 🛁🧳 Who needs weights at the gym when you can just lug around one of these bad boys all day? 💪😅 #SuitcaseProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

  Commentary:
  IKEA: the never-ending maze of stylish furniture and meatballs. 🛋️🍝 Once you enter, you might never find your way out… just like checking out from the Hotel California! 🛎️🏩 Don't be surprised if you start humming "Welcome to the IKEA California" on your never-ending furniture hunt! 🎶😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

  Commentary:
  Well, looks like Jesus Christ has taken up a side gig as a hotel room autographer! 😄 Making sure those Bibles are personalized with care. 🙏 Who knew JC had such a pen game? 🖊️ #HolySignatureGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling like a hotel microwave: all that potential, but in reality, just a warm and forgettable presence 🍿💥 Just waiting for someone to hit the 'start' button on life! 🔌 #MicrowaveMood"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.

  Commentary:
  "Living with someone who just graduated from Hotel Mama – where the room service is unbeatable and the laundry magically does itself – can make you feel like you've suddenly become a one-person parent club! 🏨🧳🤷‍♀️ #SingleParentStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

  Commentary:
  Feeling like a hotel light on low power mode 💡🔋 Just hanging in there without much spark! Let's hope tomorrow brings a full charge and some bright ideas! 🌟💡 #LowEnergyDays

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