15 Funny hotel quotes

• Shout out to the people getting $400 hotel rooms on Feb 14th to do the same two positions they do at home.

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  2 months ago

  14th, couple, day, expensive, getting, home, hotel, hotel room, humor, people, position, positions, relationship, room, rooms, same, sex, sex position, shout, travel, valentine’s, Valentine’s Day

• I don’t mean to disrupt the hotel industry, but how about checkout is 24 hours after you check in?

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  2 months ago

  after, check, check-in, checkout, hospitality, hotel, hours, humor, i, industry, joke, mean, time, travel

• Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, asked, awkward, awkward moment, awkward silence, conversation, conversation fail, elevator, elevator ride, fail, failures, guy, hell, hotel, hotel elevator, humor, i, just, me, moment, ride, said, silence, small, small talk, social, social anxiety, talk, today, too, us, well

• Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

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  2 months ago

  always, annoyance, close, even, fluffiness, fluffy, hotel, humor, i, packing, suitcase, thick, towel, towels, travel, worst

• The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

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  2 months ago

  bathroom, blow-dryer, convenience, free, frustration, hotel, humor, travel

• Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?

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  2 months ago

  around, check-in, check-out, checkout, confusion, frustration, hotel, petition, time, travel, WTF

• The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

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  2 months ago

  bond, character, confidence, hotel, hotel room, humor, incredible, james, James Bond, know, observation, room, shower, skills, spy, thing, walk

• I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

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  2 months ago

  bath, bath towel, close, even, fluffy, frustration, hate, hotel, humor, i, packing, suitcase, thick, towel, travel

• IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

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  2 months ago

  analogy, california, furniture, hotel, Hotel California, humor, IKEA, shopping, store, stores

• I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

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  2 months ago

  activity, autograph, best, bible, every, fun, fun activity, hotel, humor, i, JC, prank, religion, wishes

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