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Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

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Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

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My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

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Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.

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Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

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Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

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I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

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Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

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“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

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I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

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A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

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Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

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A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

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Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

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I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

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“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

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Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

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If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

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I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

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Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

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I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

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Nephew showed me his toys on FaceTime, and I had no toys to show him back. Humiliating.

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Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

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Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?

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I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

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You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?

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The horror of being warned that the person you’re about to meet is “fine once you get to know them”.

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Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

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Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.

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I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

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“Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.

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You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

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My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

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You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

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I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

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I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.

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I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

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A month in Italy has halved my will to work and doubled my desire for money.

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I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

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Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

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