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Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.

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Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

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The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”

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Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

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Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

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Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle.

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This post is invisible, and only those going to Hell can see it.

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No, sorry, next week won’t work. I’ll be a shadow of what I once was.

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We really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

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Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

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Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

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I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport security.

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Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

Live now on Reddit:

If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

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Girls on their period: stay away from me; I need you.

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Any day now, there will be a child born and named Labubu.

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Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

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This summer went by so fast, I didn’t even get a chance to lose any weight.

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Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

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Food gives you energy to nap more.

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I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

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Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

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You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

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If every day is a gift, today is socks.

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Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.

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Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

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The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

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I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.

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84 shares on Threads this month:

I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.

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Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

43 shares on Telegram this month:

The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.

37 shares on Instagram this month:

Not photogenic, but I probably look soooo good as a distant memory.

52 shares on X this month:

I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.

77 shares on Messenger this month:

I need to be more disciplined and stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow.

97 shares on YouTube this month:

I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

83 shares on Discord this month:

Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

37 shares on WeChat this month:

I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

96 shares on Snapchat this month:

They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

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Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

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Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

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If I meet you at a party and you instantly start asking about my job, you are subhuman to me.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

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Thanksgiving should be called Feaster.

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This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.

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When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

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Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

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Someone needs to make an app for a Tamagotchi that you keep alive by going offline.

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No one warned me that being an adult was mostly just hurrying up to get somewhere you don’t want to go in the first place.

Trending via Snapchat:

Stretching isn’t enough. I need to be able to disassemble my body like Legos.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

Just landed via Threads:

To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

Making waves on Twitch:

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

Spotted on Instagram:

I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

Making waves on TikTok:

When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Don’t disrespect me and then be the moral compass on how I respond.

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Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.

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