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"Dear sleep, you're a reliable old friend, but sorry, my browser history is just too captivating! 🌊🏄♂️😴"
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- Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.
- There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.
- This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.
- On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.
- I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.
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"Well, if your self-esteem is feeling a bit lukewarm, just remember – even Hotmail can't keep up with your inbox of charm and wit!" -
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Well, trying to convince someone that snow is real in an internet debate is like trying to convince a cat that it should enjoy taking baths – it's a slippery slope filled with icy stares and frosty rebuttals. So, let's save our energy for more productive discussions, like whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not! -
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"Marriage tip #1: Forget the fancy dinners and long walks on the beach, true love is revealed when the Wi-Fi signal is weak. If they can handle slow internet without losing their cool, they might just be a keeper! 💻💔" -
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Well, it looks like we've been inadvertently training our future robot overlords all along! Who knew that our endless scrolling and meme-sharing were preparing AI to take over the world one cat video at a time? Be careful what you post online, you might be contributing to the rise of our digital overlords! -
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"WhatsApp should just have a feature that plays elevator music whenever someone's internet is acting up. That way, instead of arguing about who has the worst connection, you can just enjoy a mini concert while waiting for the call to reconnect!" -
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"Who needs real-life friends when you have an internet buddy who always has your back? 🌟 Virtual friendships: making social interactions one meme at a time! 🤣👯" -
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"Oops! Looks like we've unleashed a whole new world of cat memes and conspiracy theories 🙈🌐 Who knew unlimited access to the internet could lead to such chaos and entertainment! 😂💻" -
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Ah, the internet – where keyboard warriors transform into motivational speakers, spreading positivity with the same passion they reserve for trolling. 😂🌈 Let's just hope they find some inspiration themselves amidst all that hate! #KeyboardWarriorsTurnedGurus 🙌
Top Funny Internet Quotes 🔥
- Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.
- There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.
- One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.
- “Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.
- Googling symptoms until you cry.
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