20 Funny invitation quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  View →: My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Can I come over and overstay my welcome?
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  4 months ago

  View →: Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.
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  4 months ago

  View →: They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you tell me to make myself at home, I’m going to ask you to leave.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.
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  5 months ago

  View →: “Don’t let me keep you!” Translation: Please go.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).
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  5 months ago

  View →: FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.
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  5 months ago

  View →: People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

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