Funny quotes invitation

16 Funny invitation quotes

Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

2 months ago

If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

2 months ago

They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

3 months ago

Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

3 months ago

My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

3 months ago

If you tell me to make myself at home, I’m going to ask you to leave.

3 months ago

Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

3 months ago

“Don’t let me keep you!” Translation: Please go.

3 months ago

Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

3 months ago

Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

3 months ago

If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

3 months ago

FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

3 months ago

Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

3 months ago

People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

3 months ago

The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

3 months ago

I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

3 months ago