41 Funny invitation quotes

Funny invitation quotes bring a splash of humor and charm to any event invite 🎉😂 Perfect for setting a lighthearted vibe, these witty lines grab attention and make guests smile before the party even starts 🎈😄 Whether it’s a birthday bash or casual hangout, adding a funny twist keeps things memorable and fun 🎊✨ Get ready to laugh and inspire everyone to RSVP with a grin! 😎🎁

Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie.

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Sounds like the perfect recipe for self-care: emotional unloading, napping, and carbs! 🍕😴🎬

I’m going crazy, y’all. Coming with me?

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Who needs sanity when we can have a road trip in our brains? 🧠🛣️😜

I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited.

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When you’re more into the RSVP than the actual plan 🥳🚫✌️

Can I come over and be your midnight snack?

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Trying to keep my pantry well-stocked, but I guess there's always room for a human-sized snack! 🍔😄

My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

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Looks like your twin won the secret sibling lottery! 🎉🎈😂

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Can I come over and figure you out?

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Mind if I bring a map and a compass? 🗺️🧭🔍

My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.

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Looks like it's time to start packing those boxes! Hope your new neighbors aren't as hungry! 😅📦🍽️

I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

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Arrr matey, I'm in! Just as long as there's WiFi on the ship for posting selfies with the kraken 📱🌊🦑

The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.

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Finally an event I don't have to make excuses for missing! 🎉🙌

Let’s go out for carrots sometime.

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"Sounds a-peeling! 🥕😄 When life gives us carrots, we make… interesting dinner plans?"