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Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

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Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

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What is rizz if not swag persevering?!

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My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

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Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

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Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is.

Seen just now on Instagram:

You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

Broadcasted on X:

Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

Trending via YouTube:

Transgender ambulance driver whose pronouns are we/you/we/you/we/you.

Just shared via Instagram:

Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

Spotted on YouTube:

Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

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24 Funny invitation quotes

Funny invitation quotes bring a splash of humor and charm to any event invite 🎉😂 Perfect for setting a lighthearted vibe, these witty lines grab attention and make guests smile before the party even starts 🎈😄 Whether it’s a birthday bash or casual hangout, adding a funny twist keeps things memorable and fun 🎊✨ Get ready to laugh and inspire everyone to RSVP with a grin! 😎🎁

New funny invitation quotes 👇

6 days ago
Share →: My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.

Commentary:
Looks like it's time to start packing those boxes! Hope your new neighbors aren't as hungry! 😅📦🍽️
7 days ago
Share →: I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

Commentary:
Arrr matey, I'm in! Just as long as there's WiFi on the ship for posting selfies with the kraken 📱🌊🦑
1 week ago
Share →: The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.

Commentary:
Finally an event I don't have to make excuses for missing! 🎉🙌
2 weeks ago
Share →: Let’s go out for carrots sometime.

Commentary:
"Sounds a-peeling! 🥕😄 When life gives us carrots, we make… interesting dinner plans?"
2 months ago
Share →: My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.

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Commentary:
"Time to dust off my badge and go undercover as the neighborhood's top detective. Reporting live from Party-Proof Headquarters! 🚓🎉🔍 #UninvitedVibes"
2 months ago
Share →: Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

Commentary:
"Sure, but I hope you ordered enough pizza for everyone on the planet! 🍕🌍😄"
2 months ago
Share →: Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.

Commentary:
"Wow, that's one way to RSVP 'Yes' with confidence! 🚀💍😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

Commentary:
"Sure, come on over! I'll even roll out the red carpet… to gently roll it back up when it's time to leave. 😄🚪🕰️"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

Commentary:
“I like to keep my schedule as empty as my fridge on a Monday morning – so if you want me to show up, give me a heads-up! My plan to do nothing is a serious commitment that requires proper notice!”
5 months ago
Share →: If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

Commentary:
"Need a partner in crime for a bad decision? Look no further, I'm the expert 🤪 Let's make memories that we'll later refer to as 'lessons learned' 😉🤷"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Twitch:

I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

Shared recently on YouTube:

The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”

Live now on LinkedIn:

If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

Breaking via Twitch:

I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.

Spotted on X:

Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.

Reported on Threads:

Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

Making waves on Slack:

I have friends in high places (birds).

Shared recently on TikTok:

There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

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