Funny items quotes

As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you're shopping for something else because they just won't budge.

That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025

You never realize what you have until it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025