11 Funny items quotes

• Selling porn is gross, but selling food and small household items is grocer.

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  2 months ago

  food, grocer, gross, household, household item, humor, item, items, porn, pun, selling, small, wordplay

• “I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

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  2 months ago

  busy, humor, items, list, new, procrastination, task, to-do, to-do list, workload

• Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

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  2 months ago

  20, attic, box, humor, humor about unused items, i, items, keep, long-term, next, nice, preservation, sarcasm, should, storage, unused

• That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward moment, budge, embarrassment, humor, item, items, just, moment, need, pretend, shopping, situation, social, social situation, someone, stand, standing

• You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

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  2 months ago

  absence, essential, essential items, everyday, everyday life, good, humor, items, life, necessity, paper, realization, toilet, toilet paper

• As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

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  2 months ago

  actually, bag, cleaning, decluttering, event, free, free t-shirt, friendly, humor, items, need, reminder, room, t-shirt, tote, tote bag, unnecessary, unnecessary items

• Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

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  2 months ago

  chasing, Easter, Easter egg, egg, eggs, game, games, gaming, gaming humor, hide, humor, item, items, place, rare, rare item, video, video game, waterfall, where

• The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

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  2 months ago

  drawer, frustration, household, household item, humor, impossible, item, items, open, purpose

• I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

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  2 months ago

  carefully, humor, items, line, never, people, scan, self-checkout, shopping, stealing, understand

• Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

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  2 months ago

  after, ancient, bell, boy, cat, cats, girl, goddess, humor, items, menu, names, pets, stereotypes, taco, Taco Bell

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