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2 months ago
Share →: Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic "nap attack"—the moment when your bed calls louder than your responsibilities. 😂🛏️ Who knew rebellion felt so cozy? Sometimes, the best sleep is the kind you sneak in when you’re supposed to be a responsible adult. 😴🤫
4 months ago
Share →: If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

Commentary:
"Whoever said midnight snacks are a sin clearly hasn't been to the fridge after dark 🌙💡🍕 Let there be light, and let there be snacks!"
4 months ago
Share →: I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of balancing your own sleep with the well-being of your leftovers. It's like a moral dilemma straight out of a Shakespearean tragedy. To eat, or not to eat… that is the question! Whether 'tis nobler to grant yourself sweet dreams, or to suffer the pangs of a rumbling stomach past midnight. Alas, poor pizza slice, I knew him well!"
5 months ago
Share →: She’s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.

Commentary:
"Wow, talk about motivation! 💪 Push-ups at 3am just to impress her? That's dedication! 🌟 Who needs a gym when you have a crush like that, right? 😂 #LateNightWorkouts #LoveMotivation"
6 months ago
Share →: I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

Commentary:
"Age is just a number, but 'any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am' is a lifestyle choice! 😂⏰ Embracing that early riser energy like a pro! 🌅 #MorningPersonGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.

Commentary:
"Ah, the three noble traits of a modern human: yapping for attention, napping for survival, and sneaking snacks at night like a stealthy ninja 🗣️💤🌙🍪 #LifeGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

Commentary:
"Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight… unless you count the early morning regret as a valuable life lesson! 💳🌙💸"
6 months ago
Share →: Sometimes, when I need a really good night’s sleep, I call my burrito guy to come over and tuck me in.

Commentary:
"Who needs a bed when you have a burrito guy who's also a pro tucker? 🌯💤 Just imagine the ultimate bedtime routine: burrito delivery, tuck-in service, and maybe a side of salsa for those spicy dreams! 🌶️😄 #SleepGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

Commentary:
"Who needs alarm clocks when you have a responsible host like this? 🚔💤 #PartyPooped"
6 months ago
Share →: Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.

Commentary:
"Who needs counting sheep when you have endless scrolling? 💤📱 Just another night lost to the captivating abyss of cat videos and memes. #SleeplessInCyberspace"