17 Funny lay quotes

• Call me old, but these days I just get excited to go home and lay down.

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  1 month ago

  age, call, comfort, days, excited, excitement, home, i, just, lay, lay down, me, old, old age, relaxation, tiredness

• I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

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  2 months ago

  5, 9, 9 to 5, eat, humor, i, lay, leisure, lifestyle, lizard, pasta, relaxation, sun

• Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

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  2 months ago

  babe, couch, couple, everyday, everyday life, humor, ignore, lay, lazy, life, phone, phones, play, relationship, together

• I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

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  2 months ago

  humor, i, job, lay, lay down, laziness, meant, ponder, relaxation, work

• Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

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  2 months ago

  advice, best, financial, financial tips, funny advice, humor, joke, lay, laziness, money, money-saving, move, relaxation, saving, tips

• “Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

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  2 months ago

  body, day, eat, humor, lay, lay down, laziness, listen, okay, relaxation, self-care, snack, snacks, wants, well

• Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

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  2 months ago

  activity, Adderall, beach, before, focus, fun, fun activity, going, good, good time, having, humor, i, lay, party, productivity, relaxation, taking, time

• I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

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  2 months ago

  bed, cozy, humans, i, lay, life, love, meant, relationship, romance, snuggle, think, winter

• There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

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  2 months ago

  activity, date, fun, fun activity, here, humor, i, lay, lie, me, personality, personality quiz, quiz, relationship, sex, take

• Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

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  2 months ago

  age, chicken, discomfort, every, hip, hours, humor, hurts, lay, minutes, position, remember, rotation, rotisserie, sleep

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