Funny quotes lay

Funny lay quotes

Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

2 weeks ago

I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

3 months ago

There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

3 months ago

Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

3 months ago

I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

3 months ago

Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

3 months ago

You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

3 months ago