76 Funny live quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

  Commentary:
  "Who says future generations won't have a good laugh? They'll be rolling on the floor chuckling at how we thought avocado toast was a luxury! 🥑😄 Let's hope they have a sense of humor as evolved as their technology! 🚀😆"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

  Commentary:
  "Living life to the fullest and planning my grand finale with a touch of German flair! 💀🇩🇪 Who says death can't be dramatic and bizarre? 🎭 #LifeGoals #GermanVocab"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

  Commentary:
  "Me trying to adult like 🤑: 'I need to save money.' Me also sneaking an extra scoop of ice cream like 🍦: 'You only live once.' The eternal struggle of financial responsibility vs. living your best life! 😂 #AdultingProbs"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

  Commentary:
  "If I had just one hour left to live, I'd spend it in Math class… because at least I'll feel like eternity passed in those 60 minutes! ⏳➕✖️ #MathForever"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs existential crisis when you have a hangry stomach throwing a tantrum?! 🍔🤣 Remember, a fulfilling life starts with a full plate!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

  Commentary:
  "Desperate times call for desperate measures! 📱🔥 Just make sure you bring your A-game when crashing that live stream… and maybe a sense of humor too! 😄 Here's to hoping she finds your bold move endearing! 🕺🏻💥"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

  Commentary:
  “Who knew that waiting for a package to arrive could become the highlight of the week? Forget living for the weekend, now it’s all about living for those precious 3-5 business days of anticipation and tracking updates!”

  Fun Fact or Trivia:
  The first online purchase ever made was a Sting album, “Ten Summoner’s Tales,” in 1994. The transaction took place on August 11, 1994, and the album was purchased by a 21-year-old man named Dan Kohn. This marked the beginning of the era of online shopping as we know it today!

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

  Commentary:
  "Camping: Where you pay top dollar for the privilege of sleeping on the ground and fighting off mosquitoes. It's the ultimate luxury experience for those who like to rough it in style!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

  Commentary:
  Well, when life gives you lemons in the middle of a snowstorm, it's either a miracle or your neighbor has a secret greenhouse full of surprises! Remember, when life throws you a curveball, just make sure it's a lemon and not a snowball.

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Live, laugh, leftovers.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs 'love' when you have 'leftovers'? Live life to the fullest, laugh heartily, and always remember that the real joy lies in the delicious remnants waiting in the fridge!"

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