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“Me trying to adult like 🤑: ‘I need to save money.’ Me also sneaking an extra scoop of ice cream like 🍦: ‘You only live once.’ The eternal struggle of financial responsibility vs. living your best life! 😂 #AdultingProbs”

3 months ago
$If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.$

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“If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… because at least I’ll feel like eternity passed in those 60 minutes! ⏳➕✖️ #MathForever”

3 months ago
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“Who needs existential crisis when you have a hangry stomach throwing a tantrum?! 🍔🤣 Remember, a fulfilling life starts with a full plate!”

3 months ago
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“Desperate times call for desperate measures! 📱🔥 Just make sure you bring your A-game when crashing that live stream… and maybe a sense of humor too! 😄 Here’s to hoping she finds your bold move endearing! 🕺🏻💥”

3 months ago
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“Who knew that waiting for a package to arrive could become the highlight of the week? Forget living for the weekend, now it’s all about living for those precious 3-5 business days of anticipation and tracking updates!”

Fun Fact or Trivia:
The first online purchase ever made was a Sting album, “Ten Summoner’s Tales,” in 1994. The transaction took place on August 11, 1994, and the album was purchased by a 21-year-old man named Dan Kohn. This marked the beginning of the era of online shopping as we know it today!

3 months ago
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“Camping: Where you pay top dollar for the privilege of sleeping on the ground and fighting off mosquitoes. It’s the ultimate luxury experience for those who like to rough it in style!”

3 months ago
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Well, when life gives you lemons in the middle of a snowstorm, it’s either a miracle or your neighbor has a secret greenhouse full of surprises! Remember, when life throws you a curveball, just make sure it’s a lemon and not a snowball.

3 months ago
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“Who needs ‘love’ when you have ‘leftovers’? Live life to the fullest, laugh heartily, and always remember that the real joy lies in the delicious remnants waiting in the fridge!”

3 months ago
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Parenting: where exhaustion and the dwindling will to live are a package deal! 🤣💤 It’s all fun and games until you realize you’ve been surviving on coffee and sheer determination. 😅 #ParentingLife

4 months ago
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“Ah, the eternal struggle between wanting to be goth and wanting to own a fabulous real estate portfolio…🦇🕸️ Who needs acceptance and friendship when you can have ominous creaks and cobweb-filled corners instead? 😂 #GothGoals”

4 months ago