Funny main quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the daily dance with the delightful divas of dumbness! 💃🤦‍♂️ Remember to keep your sanity intact as you tango with the clueless crew!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

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  Ah, yes, the one with the iconic lightning scar and a knack for getting into magical mischief. You're thinking of the one and only Harry "The Chosen One" Potter! ⚡🧙‍♂️ Don't worry, he's pretty difficult to forget, unless you've been hit by a Forgetfulness Charm!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone is taking 'spicing up your love life' to a whole new level! 👑🔥 Who knew boredom could lead to such ambitious relationship goals? 😂 Just make sure the coup doesn't turn into a romantic comedy drama! #RelationshipRebellion"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive big bag of money in the woods 🌳💰 The ultimate treasure hunt for aspiring financial wizards! Who needs a glass ceiling when you can have a leafy canopy overhead? Here's to forging your own path to fiscal fortune, one forest escapade at a time! 🌲🔍 #MoneyTrees #ForestRiches"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like everyone wants a piece of the American dream, but shhh, don't mention the broken bits! 🤫✈️ #immigrationwoes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic struggle of calling out names! 🐶👶 Who knew getting attention could be this challenging? At least with the dog, you're guaranteed some level of response, unlike the unpredictable kid! 😅🐾 #ParentsVsPets

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

  Commentary:
  🚌💫 All aboard the drama bus! 🚌🌟 Remember folks, the real star of the show isn't the passengers with their glamorous lives – it's the humble bus transporting them all around town! 🤩🚌 Who knew public transportation could steal the spotlight? 🌟😆

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