18 Funny main quotes

• Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand T-shirt. She couldn’t even name three other main causes of the outbreak of World War I.

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  5 hours ago

  cause, even, ferdinand, franz, Franz Ferdinand, girl, history, humor, i, joke, main, name, saw, t-shirt, three, war, world, World War I

• One of the main reasons to drink tea is because you can say, ‘Let me put the kettle on,’ and stuff like that.

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  3 weeks ago

  casual, casual conversation, conversation, drink, humor, kettle, let, main, me, phrase, put, reasons, say, stuff, tea

• Main difference between me and my jokes is that folks don’t laugh at my jokes.

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  3 weeks ago

  difference, folks, humor, joke, jokes, laugh, main, me, self-deprecation

• Hello, I’m a professor in a movie. I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.

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  4 weeks ago

  class, education, ending, hello, homework, humor, i, leave, lecture, main, movie, only, point, professor, reach, reading, right, sarcasm, student, timing, yell, yelling

• Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?

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  2 months ago

  adventure, choice, country, drug, drugs, foreign, foreign country, goal, guys, humor, kid, kids, life, life choice, main, marriage, married, travel, want, why

• Being a people pleaser that no one is pleased with is the main cause of my anxiety.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, being, cause, disappointment, health, humor, irony, main, mental, mental health, people, people pleaser, pleaser, pressure, self-esteem, social, social pressure

• The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.

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  2 months ago

  contact, daily, idiot, idiots, main, reason, stress

• What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

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  2 months ago

  bloke, character, comedy, fiction, harry, Harry Potter, humor, main, main bloke, potter, wizard

• I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

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  2 months ago

  activity, bored, coup, fun, fun activity, humor, joke, kick, main, main one, poly-relationship, stage

• My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

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  2 months ago

  adventure, aspiration, bag, big, career, goal, humor, main, moment, money, treasure, woods

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