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New cinephile technique “method watching” — when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character for 2 months.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Movies in the 80s had me convinced that a main part of being a grown-up was staying late at the office and eating Chinese takeout.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Horror movies should add bloopers, so after watching the main film, you’ll be able to sleep.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

The main reason I got divorced was cause I got married.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Each day on Twitter, there is one main character. The goal is to never be it.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

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