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53 Funny modern quotes

Funny modern quotes are the perfect blend of wit πŸ˜„ and wisdom πŸ€”, offering a lighthearted escape from the everyday grind. Whether you’re navigating the chaos of adulting πŸ§‘β€πŸ’Ό, surviving Monday blues πŸŒ€, or just in need of a chuckle, these clever quips capture the humor in our fast-paced, digital world. Get ready to LOL 🀣 as you scroll through a collection of punchlines that turn life’s little moments into big laughs!

Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

Posted on3 months ago2 months ago

Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Hit the vape till it tastes like technology.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

The new American dream is an alien invasion.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

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