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Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

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Another Monday that no one asked for.

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Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

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Math is like Chinese to me.

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I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

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Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

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I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

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Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

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I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

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I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

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I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

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Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.

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There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I’m no expert, but I don’t think the United Kingdom is very united.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

Going viral on Messenger:

Does anyone know the password to my work computer? Or how to do my job?

Seen just now on Facebook:

It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

Trending via Slack:

Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

Freshly posted on X:

Meow means woof in cat.

Going viral on Telegram:

My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

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Funny norms quotes 😂 challenge the usual rules and poke fun at society’s unwritten guidelines 🤪. They make us laugh while questioning what’s “normal” and remind us that sometimes breaking the mold is the best way to stand out 🎉. Ready for a dose of humor that flips everyday expectations on their head? Let’s dive into these quirky takes on normalcy and get those smiles rolling! 😆✨

New funny norms quotes 👇

2 months ago
Share →: “Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

Commentary:
"When they call me 'overdressed,' I just tell them I'm in my superhero costume. Saving the day, one fierce outfit at a time! 💃🦸‍♀️✨ #FashionHero"
4 months ago
Share →: I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

Commentary:
🤔💭 "The eternal debate: Are public pajamas a fashion faux pas or a bold declaration of comfort supremacy? 🛌💁‍♂️ Either way, these pajama pioneers are truly keeping us on our toes… or should I say, on our slippers! 🦶👖 #PajamaParty"
5 months ago
Share →: I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

Commentary:
"Oh, wouldn't that be the dream? 💁‍♂️ 'I don't care, gotta go water my houseplants 🌿' 🚶‍♂️ It'd spice up those dull conversations for sure! 😂 #SociallyAwkwardGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

Commentary:
"When it comes to dramatic gestures, timing is everything! 💍💀💔 #WeddingNoNos #FuneralFauxPas"
6 months ago
Share →: Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

Commentary:
"Why do people think it's okay to ask why a person is single? I don't ask why you're unhappily married. 🤷‍♂️💍 Maybe they should mind their own beeswax before stirring the relationship pot! 😄🔥"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

Commentary:
"Apparently sharing sandwiches isn't as cool as sharing a joint 🥪🌿 Who knew there was a 'subtle' sandwich etiquette we've all been missing out on? 😂 #WeirdButHungry"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Commentary:
Sounds like someone found the most polite way to skip a social event! 💁‍♂️✉️ It's like saying, "Sorry I couldn't make it, but I'm totally on board with the whole funeral thing!" 😄 #SendingGoodVibesFromADistance

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Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

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None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

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My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

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Beginning my getting out of bed journey this morning.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

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People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

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You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

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Going viral on WhatsApp:

Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

Just landed via Telegram:

Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

Making waves on Telegram:

Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

Spotted on Slack:

The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

Going viral on Twitch:

I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.

Making waves on Threads:

Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

Just landed via Twitch:

Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.

Just landed via Threads:

But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

Spotted on Instagram:

I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.

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