Funny norms quotes

• Jesus invited prostitutes to dinner and was praised for compassion. I do it, and suddenly I ‘made Christmas awkward.’

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  1 day ago

  awkward, Christmas, compassion, dinner, humor, i, invitation, invited, Jesus, norms, prostitute, social, social norms

• “Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

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  2 months ago

  appearance, body, body image, construct, fashion, femininity, gender, girls, image, norms, social, social construct, societal, societal norms

• I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

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  2 months ago

  comfort, decision, fashion, humor, i, irony, life, living, norms, pajamas, people, public, social, social norms

• I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

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  2 months ago

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• Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

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  2 months ago

  die, funeral, humor, man, norms, proposal, real, real man, social, social norms, someone, wedding

• Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

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  2 months ago

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• People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

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  2 months ago

  absurdity, big, food, food sharing, humor, i, joint, minute, norms, pass, people, sandwich, sharing, social, social norms, someone, Subway, weirdo

• I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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  2 months ago

  approval, death, funeral, humor, i, irony, letter, nice, norms, sarcasm, saying, social, social norms, wit

• I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

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  5 months ago

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