Funny norms quotes

I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

Funny Quotes Feb 17, 2025

Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025

Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025

People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

I can't decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025