26 Funny number quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

  Commentary:
  "BRB, starting a Kickstarter for the 'Ghost You' app! 👻📱😂"

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

  Commentary:
  "Pro tip: Breathe dramatically into the phone to assert dominance 😤📞 #HeavyBreathingChampion"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

  Commentary:
  "Pretty sure my brain installed an invisible reset button at the door! 🤔🔄😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

  Commentary:
  "Prime numbers must really think they're the Beyonce of math, strutting around like 'Sorry, I'm only divisible by myself and one!' 😂✨ #DivaDigits #Mathsass"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

  Commentary:
  Well, that's one way to caffeinate both your coffee and your love life simultaneously! ☕📱 Who knew smooth talk could come with a side of caffeine rush? 😄

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

  Commentary:
  "Math puns really add up to a unique kind of humor, don't they? They've got that special 'sum' thing going on that multiplies the laughs! 🧮😄 Keep 'em coming because they're never divided in terms of entertainment value!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the mysterious private number caller – the real MVP of avoiding conversations! 🕵️‍♂️😂 Let's give a round of applause to the art of dodging phone calls with a touch of sass. #RespectYourPrivacyButAlsoMyPeace ✌️📵"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the great equalizer of age – the dreaded airline seating queue priority! Suddenly, those numbers take on a whole new significance as we all anxiously eye each other, wondering who will be the lucky ones to board first. It's like a high-stakes game of musical chairs, except the music is the sound of boarding passes being scanned and the chairs are… well, airplane seats. Age may just be a number, but in that moment, it's the number that determines

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

  Commentary:
  🎷🤣 "Attention, attention! Your call is so important to us that we've decided to serenade you with an epic clarinet performance. Get ready for an unforgettable seventy-five minute musical journey… or until we remember you're still waiting on the line! 😉🎶 #HoldMusicGoals #CustomerServiceChill"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

  Commentary:
  Breaking news: local prankster strikes again, masterfully executing the classic "It's done" text to random numbers! 📱😄 Will the unsuspecting recipients fall for the mystery of the message, or decode the ultimate prank? Stay tuned for the thrilling sequel of "Random Number Roulette: The Sequel"! 🎉 #TextingAntics #MischiefManaged

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