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22 Funny number quotes

Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

3 weeks ago

Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

1 month ago

If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.

1 month ago

Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.

2 months ago

Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

2 months ago

Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

3 months ago

Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.

3 months ago

A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

3 months ago

“Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

3 months ago

The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

3 months ago

Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

3 months ago

The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

3 months ago

They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

3 months ago

Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

3 months ago

The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

3 months ago

The Epstein client list but to the tune of Mambo number 5.

3 months ago

Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

3 months ago

You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

3 months ago

Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

3 months ago

For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

3 months ago