30 Funny number quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

  Commentary:
  Guess I'm in for a long wait at the deutsche telekom, hoping the call doesn't end with a "Nein!" 📞😅 #LostInTranslation

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Making a record-breaking number of bad choices today, I’m really proud of myself.

  Commentary:
  Congratulations on your new personal best in decision-making Olympics! 🏆🤪🎉

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

  Commentary:
  “Gone are the days when we picked up the phone like we were on a mystery game show! 🤔📞 Now it's more of a 'who's the masked telemarketer?' 🎭😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like every rose ceremony comes with its own stethoscope! 🌹😉 #MedicalDeviceSalesGoals"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

  Commentary:
  "BRB, starting a Kickstarter for the 'Ghost You' app! 👻📱😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

  Commentary:
  "Pro tip: Breathe dramatically into the phone to assert dominance 😤📞 #HeavyBreathingChampion"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

  Commentary:
  "Pretty sure my brain installed an invisible reset button at the door! 🤔🔄😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

  Commentary:
  "Prime numbers must really think they're the Beyonce of math, strutting around like 'Sorry, I'm only divisible by myself and one!' 😂✨ #DivaDigits #Mathsass"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

  Commentary:
  Well, that's one way to caffeinate both your coffee and your love life simultaneously! ☕📱 Who knew smooth talk could come with a side of caffeine rush? 😄

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

  Commentary:
  "Math puns really add up to a unique kind of humor, don't they? They've got that special 'sum' thing going on that multiplies the laughs! 🧮😄 Keep 'em coming because they're never divided in terms of entertainment value!"

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