50 Funny number quotes

• Googling phone numbers you don’t recognize instead of actually answering the phone.

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  3 hours ago

  actually, answering, answering phone, anxiety, call, Googling, habit, humor, modern, modern habit, number, numbers, phone, phone anxiety, phone number, procrastination, technology

• How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers?

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  17 hours ago

  aging, brain, forgetfulness, humor, memory, nostalgia, number, numbers, phone, phone number, remember, same, used

• If the number 666 is considered evil, then technically, 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.

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  22 hours ago

  evil, humor, joke, math, number, pun, root

• Do you think Yoda says “7-6” instead?

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  2 weeks ago

  humor, joke, number, star, Star Wars, think, wars, wordplay, Yoda

• The year number is getting too big, let’s do another Jesus soon.

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  2 weeks ago

  another, big, calendar, getting, humor, Jesus, joke, number, religious, religious joke, soon, time, too, year

• Me: I have a cut under my fingernail. Universe: Excellent, I will send you an unusually high number of encounters with citrus fruit.

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  3 weeks ago

  citrus, citrus fruit, cut, encounter, exaggeration, excellent, fingernail, fruit, high, humor, i, injury, me, number, send, under, universe

• Jokes on you, unknown number. I barely answer my phone for people I know.

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  3 weeks ago

  answer, avoidance, call, communication, humor, i, interaction, joke, jokes, know, number, people, phone, social, social interaction, unknown, unknown number

• 25 is the new 0 years old.

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  1 month ago

  25, age, birthday, celebration, humor, milestone, new, number, old, youth

• Shoutout to everyone who remembers their childhood landline number but can’t recall the password they made yesterday. You’re my people.

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  1 month ago

  childhood, everyone, forgetfulness, humor, landline, memory, nostalgia, number, password, people, phone, phone number, recall, shoutout, technology, yesterday

• The 69 obsession turning into 67 is a recession indicator.

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  1 month ago

  67, 69, economic, economic humor, humor, indicator, joke, number, number play, obsession, play, recession, turning

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