46 Funny number quotes

• 25 is the new 0 years old.

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  1 week ago

  25, age, birthday, celebration, humor, milestone, new, number, old, youth

• Shoutout to everyone who remembers their childhood landline number but can’t recall the password they made yesterday. You’re my people.

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  2 weeks ago

  childhood, everyone, forgetfulness, humor, landline, memory, nostalgia, number, password, people, phone, phone number, recall, shoutout, technology, yesterday

• The 69 obsession turning into 67 is a recession indicator.

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  3 weeks ago

  67, 69, economic, economic humor, humor, indicator, joke, number, number play, obsession, play, recession, turning

• Easy there, unsaved number.

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  1 month ago

  casual, casual conversation, communication, conversation, easy, humor, number, phone, texting, unsaved, unsaved number

• I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’

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  1 month ago

  adoption, animal, animal behavior, behavior, cat, cats, else, everyone, funny observation, humor, i, just, know, moved, number, observation, only, people, pet, pet adoption, pet story, picked, shelter, story, tiny

• I like you so much, I’d actually learn your phone number.

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  2 months ago

  actually, affection, compliment, flirting, humor, i, ID, learn, much, number, phone, phone number

• Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

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  2 months ago

  allowed, communication, control, etiquette, good, humor, keep, library, need, noise, noise control, number, people, places, public, public space, silence, social, social etiquette, space, start, talk, talking, where, working

• Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.

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  2 months ago

  answering, call, cell, cell phone, communication, hitchhiker, humor, joke, number, phone, phone call, picking, safety, stranger, unexpected, unexpected call, unknown, unknown number

• People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

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  2 months ago

  decimal, difference, humor, joke, math, math humor, missing, misunderstanding, number, numbers, people, point, pun, tell, whole, wordplay

• “I” before “E,” except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from weird, feisty, caffeinated weightlifters.

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  2 months ago

  before, caffeinated, caffeinated weightlifter, counterfeit, counterfeit sleigh, E, eight, except, feisty, foreign, foreign neighbor, i, keith, name, name Keith, neighbor, number, number eight, rule, sleigh, spelling, spelling rule, weightlifter, weird

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