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214 Funny observation quotes

You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

Funny Quotes Feb 17, 2025

So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

Funny Quotes Feb 6, 2025

You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

Funny Quotes Feb 6, 2025

Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed and the other half don’t know how to do math.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

God saw you do that.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

Funny Quotes Feb 2, 2025

He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025