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77 Funny office quotes

Funny office quotes bring a touch of humor to the everyday grind of work life! 🏢😂 From witty observations about office dynamics to playful remarks on workplace quirks, these quotes capture the lighter side of the 9-to-5 routine. Enjoy a laugh and make your office days a bit more entertaining! 😄📎

Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.

3 months ago

My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

3 months ago

Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.

3 months ago

Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

3 months ago

If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.

3 months ago

Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.

3 months ago

Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

3 months ago

Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

3 months ago

That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

3 months ago

Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

3 months ago

My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

3 months ago

It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”

3 months ago

Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

3 months ago

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

3 months ago

I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

3 months ago

Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

3 months ago

Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

3 months ago