97 Funny office quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a scale when you can measure your self-worth in cupcakes per day instead? Doctor's orders: one cupcake a day keeps the negativity away!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

  Commentary:
  "Always make sure to keep the boss guessing 🤔💭… or at least give the illusion that you're contemplating profound matters instead of just daydreaming about lunch 🥪😂. Mastering the art of 'Hmmmm' can take your workplace presence from 'average employee' to 'deep thinker extraordinaire' in no time! 😆 #BossMindGames"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

  Commentary:
  Looks like their team building strategy was to build relationships with the help of some liquid courage! 🥂 Who needs trust falls and trust exercises when you can bond over a few drinks instead? 😄 #HappyHourTeamBuilding

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's got a case of the grumpy Mondays! 😂 Better brace yourselves, folks, it's about to get 'Monday mood' up in here! 💼🙅‍♂️ #MondaysBeLike"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry to spin out of your hate radius! 🌀💨 Maybe my spinning chair is just dodging all the negativity coming my way! 😄 #OfficeOlympics"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.

  Commentary:
  "Staring into the abyss between meetings, contemplating the deep existential question: Should I refill my coffee cup or take a power nap? ☕😴 #JustAnotherDayInTheOffice"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: This meeting could have been an unread email.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to stay awake during yet another unnecessary meeting like… 💤💻 #EmailsOverMeetings"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

  Commentary:
  🤪 Don't worry if you feel a bit odd at work – remember, someone out there probably thinks you're their quirky coworker! Embrace your uniqueness, because let's face it, normal is overrated anyway! 🤣 #WeirdAndProud #OfficeAntics

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They expect me to work at work.

  Commentary:
  "Who do they think I am, a robot? 🤖💼 Apparently, they expect me to do more than just perfect my desk-sitting technique at work. How demanding! 😅 #WorkLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

  Commentary:
  "Me: *clocks out at 5pm* 💼🚪 Coworker: Where are you going? Me: On a permanent holiday… in my mind! 🏝️💭 #WorkEthicOnVacation"

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